What not to buy your kids this Christmas...

[nocutename]

Just searching around looking for some Christmas ideas and stumbled on this gem - 15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children

 

Hopefully it wasn't posted already. The search engine is taking too long.

[thehumantorch]

Neat link.

 

Love these two.

 

Batman water gun

 

Punisher Crotch Rocket

 

[nocutename]

I definitely was in need of a laugh today. I don't know which one was the best but I wish that had a video for that Skipper doll. The bear hooks made me laugh too.

[Marvelfangirl]

What the hell were they smoking?

[oakman29]

Punisher HAHAhahahaha.

[TheGeneral]

 

My friend traded in his game tickets for one of those wolverine hammers at a local arcade a long time ago. We noticed the placement of the air valve and had a good laugh. Wonder if he still has it

[TupennyConan]

Just searching around looking for some Christmas ideas and stumbled on this gem - 15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children

 

Hopefully it wasn't posted already. The search engine is taking too long.

 

[lookwhoitis]

I am utterly offended by this article and think smut like that shouldn't be posted on these message boards!

[TupennyConan]

I liked it. I like smut. I'm pro-smut.

[thehumantorch]

I definitely was in need of a laugh today. I don't know which one was the best but I wish that had a video for that Skipper doll. The bear hooks made me laugh too.

 

Is this it?

 

[DiceX]

I am utterly offended by this article and think smut like that shouldn't be posted on these message boards!

 

 

 

[lookwhoitis]

I liked it. I like smut. I'm pro-smut.

 

Ok, I must admit, the Tarzan made me laugh so hard I almost fell down!

[TupennyConan]

I am utterly offended by this article and think smut like that shouldn't be posted on these message boards!

 

 

 

I'm really slow. It took me a minute to see what Neil was up to there. Clearly the OP knows that there is all variety of smut & some smut is better suited for the Boards than other smut.

 

[lookwhoitis]

**Cue Alanis Morrisette singing "Isn't it Ironic?"**

[lookwhoitis]

seriously though...

 

Tarzan video = uncontrollable belly laugh

 

and i needed that, so thanks!

[DiceX]

I am utterly offended by this article and think smut like that shouldn't be posted on these message boards!

 

 

 

I'm really slow. It took me a minute to see what Neil was up to there. Clearly the OP knows that there is all variety of smut & some smut is better suited for the Boards than other smut.

 

 

Double standards. It's ok when I do it, but not when you do it.

We've been blessed this Friday. It's been bountiful.

 

 

[lookwhoitis]

I cant seem to find one of those dolls that grows tits on ebay anywhere!

[spideyfan76]

I cant seem to find one of those dolls that grows tits on ebay anywhere!

Ask your secret santa for one!

[GL1]

seriously though...

 

Tarzan video = uncontrollable belly laugh

 

and i needed that, so thanks!

 

That was one funny video. I also cringed when I saw the Lion King toy as well.

 

 

[USArmyParatrooper]

My nine year old daughter wants a freaking iPad for Christmas. And oh, she's saying things like, "Why can't you let me live my own life?" if she doesn't want to go to bed or do her homework.

 

She's 9 going on 16.