Ok fine...Rodey not Rodney Dangerfield quotes:

[Rodey]

I told Steve Borock, nobody likes my collection. He said, "Don't be crazy, everyone hasn't seen your collection yet."

 

I got a call from a collector the other day saying he has a collection that hasn't been trimmed. I went over, it was Roy Delic's head of hair!

 

I found out there was only one way for me to look thin: Hang out at a comicon!

 

I read too many comics as a kid. One day I feel asleep at school while reading a Batman comic, and my teacher went BAM! to the side of my head.

 

I saved Olivia Munn from being attacked last night. I controlled myself at the San Diego Comiccon!

 

If it weren't for cosplay, I would have no sex life at all!

 

Greggy told me I was crazy, and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said ok, you're a dork too!

 

I was sifting through some boxes at a recent con, and someone asked me if I wanted to be the poster boy - for body odor.

 

I got a call from some guy who said he had a bunch of old comics in his basement. I went there and saw JonJesper, Roy Delic, RMA, and FlyingDonut in wheechairs!

 

No respect, I tell ya!

[DiceX]

His name is "Rodney."

Not "Rodey."

 

Pun fail.

 

 

[Dr. Balls]

This is the worst-looking comic book I ever saw. When you buy a comic like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

 

 

[looks at Dice X's signature line, who's showing off the same comic]

 

Oh, it looks good in your sig, though.

[Dr. Balls]

His name is "Rodney."

Not "Rodey."

 

Pun fail.

 

 

Here I have a wicked Dangerfield quote from Caddyshack and your sig is nowhere to be found!!! Did someone entertain you enough to remove it? If so, I'm bummed I missed it!