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If you like CGC graded Pedigrees...

VAN HELSING SUCKED!!!!!

 

IT WAS HORRIBLE- THE DIALOGUE HAD THE AUDIENCE GIGGLING THROUGHOUT THE FILM. BECKINSDALE LOOKED LIKE PORN STAR GAUGE. HOW COME SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE IN THE VILLAGE WITH NICE CLOTHES AND GREAT HAIR? HER ACCENT WASN'T BELIEVEABLE. THE DIALOGUE WAS JUST SO BAD- FOR EXAMPLE KATE AND HUGH ARE TALKING AND SHE SAYS- "MY FATHER SEARCHED FOR DRACULA BY THE SEA...I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SEA...IT MUST BE BEAUTIFUL" OH MY GOD SOMEONE DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH MY HEART. FRANKENSTEIN LOOKED RIDICULOUS, DRACULA PLAYED IT HALF CAMPY HALF SERIOUS- AND WHY WERE KATE AND HUGH ALWAYS RUNNING. I CAN SUSPEND MY DISBELIEF TO A POINT BUT ALL OF THE HIGHWIRE ACROBATICS WERE JUST SILLY.

 

Not nuff said but I am starting to have a migraine thinking of that lousy piece of garbage. There are a lot of people starving in this world- they should have taken the money the put into that movie and just bought food for the hungry...money better spent!!!!!!!!!

[sckao]

If you like CGC graded Pedigrees...

 

AND WHY WERE KATE AND HUGH ALWAYS RUNNING. I CAN SUSPEND MY DISBELIEF TO A POINT BUT ALL OF THE HIGHWIRE ACROBATICS WERE JUST SILLY.

 

 

I love CGC graded Pedigrees....

 

But what's wrong with Kate running? That was the whole point of Baywatch!

[Steve_HOCP]

Kate Beckensale's breast are easily worth the admission price...in any state,country or providence

 

 

 

...(replace Hugh Jackman for Kate Beckensale in the above statement if you live in San Francisco)

[texasknight]

[mitol]

Kate Beckensale's breast are easily worth the admission price...in any state,country or providence

 

Hear, hear!!

[FlamingCarrot]

I don't know which movie you guys were watching, but Kate Beckinsdales boobies never once came close to popping out, so what's the big deal?

[uclapeterg]

 

 

You have to substitute a body part as well for Hugh Jackson.

 

Didn't you just insult a lot of people who live in SF and aren't gay?

 

 

Kate Beckensale's breast are easily worth the admission price...in any state,country or providence

 

 

 

...(replace Hugh Jackman for Kate Beckensale in the above statement if you live in San Francisco)

[s-man]

FOR EXAMPLE KATE AND HUGH ARE TALKING AND SHE SAYS- "MY FATHER SEARCHED FOR DRACULA BY THE SEA...I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SEA...IT MUST BE BEAUTIFUL"

 

After I saw this scene...if it wasnt for my girlfriend wanting to see the rest of the movie (she paid! early b-day gift! )...I wouldve left the theatre in hysterics! It took me a couple of minutes to dry the tears of laughter from my eyes! What a piece of !

[PovertyRow]

FOR EXAMPLE KATE AND HUGH ARE TALKING AND SHE SAYS- "MY FATHER SEARCHED FOR DRACULA BY THE SEA...I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SEA...IT MUST BE BEAUTIFUL"

 

After I saw this scene...if it wasnt for my girlfriend wanting to see the rest of the movie (she paid! early b-day gift! )...I wouldve left the theatre in hysterics! It took me a couple of minutes to dry the tears of laughter from my eyes! What a piece of !

 

Oh come on! (OK -I have not seen it yet but will sometime over the next week or so!)

 

Whatever happened to the appreciation of Ed Wood Dialogue? I quote form one of my fave sci-fi () films: PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE:

 

"The saucers are up there. The graveyard is out there. But I'll be locked up safely in there."

 

"Visits? That would indicate visitors."

 

"But one thing's for SURE! Inspector Clay is dead, murdered. And SOMEBODY'S responsible."

 

::Heroine speaking to her husband about his pillow when he is away flying the plane::

"Well, I have to have something to keep me company while you're away. Sometimes in the night, when it does get a little lonely, I reach over and touch it. Then it doesn't seem so lonely anymore."

 

Man, just because a film is pricey doesn't mean we can't appreciate the goofiness!

If we cannot, then all is lost for humanity

[Dr_Neff]

Beckinsale , fools at least know who you are stalking..

[Darthdiesel]