You might be a redneck, uh...comic nerd...

[Red Hook]

Aw, man....my stomach just did a FLIP!

[Calamerica]

Ok that was a bad one.

Lemme try this one:

 

You might be a comic nerd if you discuss how Mrs. Fantastic thought sex was better with Namor!

 

 

CAL

[Red Hook]

You mean when she started to refer to Mr. Fantastic as "Mr. Okay"?

[Calamerica]

You might be a comic nerd if you ban Superman from your Boy' nite out Poker game because he has X-ray vision...

 

CAL

[goldust40]

Howzabout when, in all seriousness and without a trace of irony, you discuss whether Thor is stronger than the Hulk, or that the Flash is faster than Superman.

 

And for the record, Hulk is the strongest one there is. No arguments - how could you possibly say that Goldilocks is stronger? I mean, how?

[Calamerica]

You mean when she started to refer to Mr. Fantastic as "Mr. Okay"?

 

 

Dang it redhook! You already knew about it! No wonder it was a lame joke!

 

CAL

[Calamerica]

I know for a fact that this debate occured between 2 46-year old men - it was me and a co-worker named Sam, he thinks Hulk can whup Thor, and I argued the Thor camp. Others looked at us like we were completely nuts! We are not nuts, right? Help us out here.

 

CAL

[goldust40]

I know for a fact that this debate occured between 2 46-year old men - it was me and a co-worker named Sam, he thinks Hulk can whup Thor, and I argued the Thor camp. Others looked at us like we were completely nuts! We are not nuts, right? Help us out here.

 

CAL

 

For the record, and I can't put too fine a point on this, we are all emphatically off our trolleys (i.e. nuts). However, of equal importance would be that

 

WE DON'T GIVE A [!@#%^&^] !!!!!!!

[ArAich]

. No arguments - how could you possibly say that Goldilocks is stronger?

 

Because Thor is a God!!!...

[Bronty]

You mean when she started to refer to Mr. Fantastic as "Mr. Okay"?

 

 

Dang it redhook! You already knew about it! No wonder it was a lame joke!

 

CAL

 

But seriously........ with the ability to morph his body around like that he WOULD be mr. fantastic

 

I guess this makes me a comic nerd

[NewtSamson]

You might be a comic nerd if you ban Superman from your Boy' nite out Poker game because he has X-ray vision...

 

CAL

 

All ya gotta do is bring out a deck of cards that have lead paint painted on the backs and all will be well.

Now the two folks ya gotta worry about in a poker game are DareDevil and Spider-man. Daredevil can tell when your bluffing cause of your heart beat and Spiderman can sense danger with his SpiderSense thus knowing exactly when to fold. Look how they sharked J. Jonah Jameson as an example:

[goldust40]

. No arguments - how could you possibly say that Goldilocks is stronger?

 

Because Thor is a God!!!...

 

He's got a point there....but if he was a God, wouldn't that make him omnipresent?

[Red Hook]

Would he drive an Omni?

[goldust40]

Would he drive an Omni?

 

He drives a Mjolnir.

[comicwiz]

...when talking about a cherished comic or your collection, you use the pronoun “she.”

[comicwiz]

... you get a rash when a movie about a superhero deviates from the traditional storyline of the comic book.

[s-man]

... you get a rash when a movie about a superhero deviates from the traditional storyline of the comic book.

 

::coughcough::X1::coughcough::

[thecomicsheet]

You might be a comic nerd if you ban Superman from your Boy' nite out Poker game because he has X-ray vision...

 

CAL

 

All ya gotta do is bring out a deck of cards that have lead paint painted on the backs and all will be well.

Now the two folks ya gotta worry about in a poker game are DareDevil and Spider-man. Daredevil can tell when your bluffing cause of your heart beat and Spiderman can sense danger with his SpiderSense thus knowing exactly when to fold. Look how they sharked J. Jonah Jameson as an example:

 

According to the Superman books, a thin coat of lead based paint is not enough to stop Superman's x-ray vision.

Now how nerdie is it knowing that kind of trivia!

[Timely]

.....if you fully understand "Crisis" and know how many Earths there really are!

 

Timely