Aahh! Fookin bastiches!!

[Andromeda-migration]

 

...some of the members here are better than most of my relatives....

 

...yeah... even tho i've not met most of you guys... and gals...

 

... I trust some of the guys here with my life... and am fairly emotionally attached to you....

 

But on the whole... I feel more towards the members here than most of my relatives...

 

Am I reading this right?

He registered yesterday?

 

Hello crazy! Welcome to Friday.

 

Crazy ..? ..

 

My woman thinks I'm going slightly crazy... she thinks that wankin off teh porn & chugging wine is poor behavior ... besides farting in bed....

 

 

Girls are strange ..

 

PS: someone PLEASE ban G.A.tor

[Low Grade Guy]

Farting in bed is absolutely normal behavior for males. At the least that is what I tell my better half. I gross her out all the time and she usually sends me packing to the guest bedroom .

[Speedy-D]

After upwards of 4 years, I've got my very first blocked user!

[Gotham Kid]

PS: someone PLEASE ban G.A.tor

 

One can put up with much of the BS played out but this is imbecilic !!

[Whizzer]

This thread is all class.

[Chespirito]

For no particular reason... Just for sheets and giggles.. Today, I waited by an Executive elevator until I saw one that was almost full. I went in on the last second before it was closed. I stood in front of everyone and with the most serious face one could possibly have, in a loud voice, I said: "You're probably all wondering why I gathered you all today"...

 

I paused, and still... With that same stern serious face, I said: "Operation Drako has been cancelled, I repeat operation Drako has been cancelled." the elevator opened, and I walked out. Today will be a good day..

[hulksmashdave]

PS: someone PLEASE ban G.A.tor

 

Please!

 

The only reason you are still allowed to post is because you entertain the G.A.tor.

 

If the G.A.tor wishes you to be no more, it would be so.

[Chespirito]

Who is this Gay Thor which everyone speaks of?

[Gotham Kid]

Who is this Gay Thor which everyone speaks of?

 

Curb your tongue mortal, less thou bringeth unto you the wrath of the Thunder God !

[G.A.tor]

I like cheese

[Jeffro.]

I like eggs

[Chespirito]

I like eggs

 

I bet you do...you devil you...

[Hibou]

I feel your pain. Same scenario, take a look at this, they carved my Tec #35 like it was a ham:

 

How the hell does this happen?

They opened the box like it was a beached whale:

Keep us posted on what FedEx does as I didn't bother wasting my time with them. I'm guessing they will only offer a max $500 credit/refund?

 

 

 

That looks criminal to me... in all seriousness.

 

 

 

[Kevin.J]

Still waiting to see the "UBER minty Hulk 4"

[sufunk]

Still waiting to see the "UBER minty Hulk 4"

 

Purple 3.0c/ow

[Chespirito]

Still waiting to see the "UBER minty Hulk 4"

 

Purple 3.0c/ow

I think pretty much everyone assumed that..

[Speedy-D]

Still waiting to see the "UBER minty Hulk 4"

 

Purple 3.0c/ow

I think pretty much everyone assumed that..

I assumed it was all made up.

[TrippyMcSkippy-migration]

Back to farting....Farting is a-ok as long as it doesn't smell like batteries and plastic. Also, when you are "getting close to land" be careful not to churn the dookie butter in your pants.

[Designer Toast]

I like eggs

 

Scrambled? Sunny side up? Boiled? Just whites?