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Smells like IAN spirit

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deathlok

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Look, we are here to harass Ian. Focus people, Focus!! 893frustrated.gif

 

Not me. I like Ian and am thrilled to see him don the mantle of Forum Drama Queen again after a long period of even-minded posting and emotional stability. I am in HEAVEN! cloud9.gif

 

And for the record, I do see the irony in Ian supporting an auction (however well-intentioned) that breaks Ebay's rules, when half of Ian's posts on this forum are complaints about neatstuff's multitude of auctions for a penny each. If everyone did the "Wanted" auctions, ebay would get mighty tough to sift through.

 

Having said this, I am pulling for you, Ian. I hope you get your remaining four books ASAP. Just not through rulebreaking, however innocently. That is all. flowerred.gif

 

you would make a great public defender, spin-doctoring at its best.

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I love the new avatar. I've never laughed so hard in my life as when he asked the cop what other names there were for pot after he rattled off a list of about 50 names.

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Much respect! wink.gif

 

I think you mean RESPEK

 

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There is a new season of Ali G. coming on HBO this summer. cloud9.gif

 

Excerpts from my favorite Ali G interviews:

 

Feminism

 

Ali: A Lot of boyz me know is tryin' to get their girls into feminism. Do you think that is right?

 

Fem: Yeah, I do, I think it's a good thing.

 

Ali: Do you think all girls should try feminism at least once?

 

Fem: Well, girls today don't realize how much they have benefited from feminism.

 

Ali: But do you think it is right when they try feminism when they is drunk, at a party or wha-eveah, with a few mates.

 

Fem: What does trying feminism mean?

 

Ali: You know, try a bit of feminism, and when they is sober the next day, they get back together with they boyfriend.

 

Fem: I still don't know what you mean by "get feminist".

 

Ali: When they kiss a woman.....

 

Fem: Wha..being lesbian? You;re talking about sexually...

 

(pause)

 

Ali: A'ight, for real

 

Fem: Feminism is not about sex, or having sexual relationships with other women.

 

Ali: A'ight, it ain't ONLY about that....

 

Fem: It isn't about that at all....

 

 

Sir rhodes Boyson intervew about Education

 

Ali: Do you think sex education should be taught in school?

 

Sir: No

 

Ali: Why not?

 

Sir: I think that is the job of the family.

 

Ali: Do you think porn stars should teach sex education in school?

 

Sir: No

 

Ali: Why not?

 

Sir: Because I do not respect..uh..porn..stars as you say..

 

Ali: But they has more boning experience than anyone else....someone who has had a 4-header, or whatever, would know how to deal with any situation.

 

Sir: Well, most of these situations, I wouldn't put myself into from the beginning.

 

Ali: For real, sir Rhodes, me feelin' that.

 

 

FBI Interview

 

Ali: So, do you do stuff with da mafia?

 

FBI: Yeah, organized crime we refer to it as. One of the more day to day kinds of crimes that the mafia is famous for is stealing shipments of merchandise.

 

Ali: For real.....

 

FBI: So,if you and I hijack a truck full of Tommy Hilfiger sports wear...

 

Ali: A'ight

 

FBI: ...if you and I steal that merchandise and sell it on the street.,.

 

Ali: why is we talkin' about this on camera? You know we is being filmed...

 

FBI: ...Sure, but this kind of thing happens all the time..let's say you and I make 20K a piece.....

 

Ali: You wanna talk about this afterwards?

 

FBI: No...I'm just using this as an example, to make a point.

 

Ali: Ah...allright, allright

 

 

Ali: OK, so what is third degree murder?

 

FBI: If I walk into my house, and find you in bed with my wife...

 

Ali: That aint never gonna happen.....

 

FBI: *Laughs*

 

Ali: I swear to you today...I mean I don't know what your wife look like, or whatever, but I sear I would never do that to you, even if you was my worst enemy...

 

FBI: Again....it's Hyptothetical. I'm so angry that I take out my gun, I shoot you, then I shoot my wife...

 

Ali: Well I'll shoot you first....

 

FBI: ..you wouldn't have a chance...because let's say I'm faster than you...

 

Ali: For real...I was busy boning your missus..

 

FBI: So that's murder. I have no legal right to murder you, just because....

 

Ali: ....just because I was slippin' one in...

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FlyingDonut

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Feel free to click on report and enter the following item number: 2255366867

I already have sumo.gif oh and good luck acquiring the Final Four

 

Up till now, you've been a minor irritation.

You've now sunk to new depths.

 

YOU HAVE MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE.

 

I promise you that I will not just let such callous and inhuman and purely selfish behaviour just wash over me, NOT THIS TIME PAL.

 

 

Now I'm angry.

 

Enemy for life?

 

Callous?

 

Inhuman?

 

WTF are we talking about here, making baby seal pup shakes or reporting you for running a want ad auction that was most likely not going to net you anything?

 

Just so I'm clear. insane.gif

 

Pass the caribou eyes.

 

"baby seal pup shakes..." 27_laughing.gif

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Look, we are here to harass Ian. Focus people, Focus!! 893frustrated.gif

 

Not me. I like Ian and am thrilled to see him don the mantle of Forum Drama Queen again after a long period of even-minded posting and emotional stability. I am in HEAVEN! cloud9.gif

 

And for the record, I do see the irony in Ian supporting an auction (however well-intentioned) that breaks Ebay's rules, when half of Ian's posts on this forum are complaints about neatstuff's multitude of auctions for a penny each. If everyone did the "Wanted" auctions, ebay would get mighty tough to sift through.

 

Having said this, I am pulling for you, Ian. I hope you get your remaining four books ASAP. Just not through rulebreaking, however innocently. That is all. flowerred.gif

 

you would make a great public defender, spin-doctoring at its best.

 

No I wouldn't. Just like Daredevil, "All my clients are innocent." angel.gif

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deathlok

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Look, we are here to harass Ian. Focus people, Focus!! 893frustrated.gif

 

Not me. I like Ian and am thrilled to see him don the mantle of Forum Drama Queen again after a long period of even-minded posting and emotional stability. I am in HEAVEN! cloud9.gif

 

And for the record, I do see the irony in Ian supporting an auction (however well-intentioned) that breaks Ebay's rules, when half of Ian's posts on this forum are complaints about neatstuff's multitude of auctions for a penny each. If everyone did the "Wanted" auctions, ebay would get mighty tough to sift through.

 

Having said this, I am pulling for you, Ian. I hope you get your remaining four books ASAP. Just not through rulebreaking, however innocently. That is all. flowerred.gif

 

you would make a great public defender, spin-doctoring at its best.

 

No I wouldn't. Just like Daredevil, "All my clients are innocent." angel.gif

 

I thought Johnny Cochran said that. As well as "You beat the crime, if your payments on time."

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Aman619

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sooo, since it seems like Ian starts a new thread every time he takes a dump...

does this mean NO MORE IAN THREADS, EVER??

 

Not even when he gets the last 4 books???

 

halleluyah!! We are free at last!!

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I think this is the part that works for me about the Chewbacca defense:

 

"Here look at the monkey , look at the silly monkey.

 

The defense rests." sumo.gif

 

 

I rest my case....... but in case we need a closer.....

 

 

I mean, think about it man! Inward singing!

 

(Did I say that out loud? blush.gif)

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Ya' know....

 

I am home for 35 minutes and some guy wants me back at work already?!

 

Dont'cha gotta heart confused-smiley-013.gif

NO!!!!

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