Ditch Fahrenheit's Journal 7 7

[porcupine48]

My quote of the week:

“suck it,dink"by greggy,wishing lizards a HBD.

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

Hey gang,didja miss me?

 

We did.

 

We all chipped in for a card, but ultimately couldn't resist spending it on Dune books and pico.

[porcupine48]

Dune eh?

Is Sting in the comic?

[porcupine48]

Pico ,I don't know that joke,but I guess it would go as a tasty side for Hot Bomics?(I don't know how to do the little TM,but it's there)

[RockMyAmadeus]

This video is Ditch-Approved® to start your weekend.

 

Ooo, registered with the USPTO, all fancy and everything.

 

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

This video is Ditch-Approved® to start your weekend.

 

Ooo, registered with the USPTO, all fancy and everything.

 

 

My family would say, "just like downtown."

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

Country Spider-Man is not quite as effective as City Spider-man.

 

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

[RockMyAmadeus]

Promise made.

 

Promise kept.

 

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

[RockMyAmadeus]

[RockMyAmadeus]

1761, at the age of 5, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart begins composing.

 

1791, at the age of 35, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart begins decomposing.

 

 

Such an old, terrible joke.

 

 

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

Reminds me of my added lyrics to the "Itsy Bitsy Spider" song when I was in first grade.

[RockMyAmadeus]

A monkeypox on all your houses!

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

What wines complement monkeypox?

 

Possibly something esteric and fresh like a Beaujolais Nouveau?

[Vikingreed]

1761, at the age of 5, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart begins composing.

 

1791, at the age of 35, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart begins decomposing.

 

 

Such an old, terrible joke.

 

 

Wait...

That math doesn't add up!

[Jeffro.]

A monkeypox on all your houses!

 

[Park]

A monkeypox on all your houses!

 

 

"Spiffy" is mine.

 

Consider it stolen.

[Ogami]

Before I forget...I found this a few days ago...

 

From the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette 10-16-62.

 

 

 

You mean I DIDN'T create your name?

 

It was actually Bill .

 

And here's where it all came together.

 

But you were an integral part of that discussion.

 

That was a fun weekend.

 

Sunken Glebe Ships

 

The start of the Sloe Gin Wars .

 

A Ditch Sketch

 

Ah, go back and reread.

 

Yes, Tup came up with Ditch.

 

Yes, you came up with about five great last names.

 

But I was the first to choose and combine Ditch Fahrenheit!

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

Before I forget...I found this a few days ago...

 

From the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette 10-16-62.

 

 

 

You mean I DIDN'T create your name?

 

It was actually Bill .

 

And here's where it all came together.

 

But you were an integral part of that discussion.

 

That was a fun weekend.

 

Sunken Glebe Ships

 

The start of the Sloe Gin Wars .

 

A Ditch Sketch

 

Ah, go back and reread.

 

Yes, Tup came up with Ditch.

 

Yes, you came up with about five great last names.

 

But I was the first to choose and combine Ditch Fahrenheit!

 

You are RIGHT!!!. I forgot about that...

 

[+]

 

Ditch Fahrenheit, Corporal in the Sloe Gin Wars of 3042.

 

 

We can make this story happen.

 

Shell, start us off, and we each take a turn.

 

Prelude, prior to topography-head's start ~~

 

The legendary space battle of Peach Schnapps produced more than plasma weapon dead by the thousands. It also produced baby Ditch Fahrenheit. Born on the cosmic battlefield, Ditch slid across decks as his father, Lord Admiral Gully Culvert, collapsed under enemy sniper fire, just as Gully had defeated the combined forces of the enemy fleets, without losing a single ship, while simultaneously assisting his wife’s untimely delivery of Ditch. Blue Astoria of Jaka, Ditch’s blessed mother, survived to rule the galaxy, opposed only by Ditch’s ragtag rebel forces. .

 

Lord Admiral Gully Culvert's dreadnoughts: