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Ian, Where have you been???

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ultimatevenom

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p.s. And although it was a little forward, I'd love to go to bed with you. Are you well hung? And which 'role' do you assume? xxx

 

Well, let's say my favorite sandwich is pastrami on a "bulkie roll". (not sure if you will get that - it is an Americanism - or maybe just a Massachusettsism).

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I challenge any of you limp-wristed yanks to be half as intersting as Ian!

If not, beg the DC Brother to come back!

I want to see that thread.... "ONE to go" and the climax!

p.s. the use of term "yanks" is purely inflamatory. Feel free to have a go!

 

 

As a non-American I feel discriminated by the above sentence...

Please make an effort to insult all of us next time and not just the obvious suspects...

 

Oh and as much as I agree with the fact that Ian was entertaining, he was a LOT more entertaining when he was ranting and raving or when he ended up with the short end of the stick... acclaim.gif

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p.s. And although it was a little forward, I'd love to go to bed with you. Are you well hung? And which 'role' do you assume? xxx

 

Well, let's say my favorite sandwich is pastrami on a "bulkie roll". (not sure if you will get that - it is an Americanism - or maybe just a Massachusettsism).

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Well what do you EXPECT!? I was talking to blooming limey!

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ultimatevenom

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p.s. And although it was a little forward, I'd love to go to bed with you. Are you well hung? And which 'role' do you assume? xxx

 

Well, let's say my favorite sandwich is pastrami on a "bulkie roll". (not sure if you will get that - it is an Americanism - or maybe just a Massachusettsism).

This has to be the most surreal hijacking ever popcorn.gif

 

Well what do you EXPECT!? I was talking to blooming limey!

 

Maybe i don't understand because it doesn't make sense as a sentence confused-smiley-013.gif

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p.s. And although it was a little forward, I'd love to go to bed with you. Are you well hung? And which 'role' do you assume? xxx

 

Well, let's say my favorite sandwich is pastrami on a "bulkie roll". (not sure if you will get that - it is an Americanism - or maybe just a Massachusettsism).

This has to be the most surreal hijacking ever popcorn.gif

 

Well what do you EXPECT!? I was talking to blooming limey!

 

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PovertyRow

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p.s. And although it was a little forward, I'd love to go to bed with you. Are you well hung? And which 'role' do you assume? xxx

 

Well, let's say my favorite sandwich is pastrami on a "bulkie roll". (not sure if you will get that - it is an Americanism - or maybe just a Massachusettsism).

This has to be the most surreal hijacking ever popcorn.gif

 

Well what do you EXPECT!? I was talking to blooming limey!

 

Maybe i don't understand because it doesn't make sense as a sentence confused-smiley-013.gif

 

OK - let me try to explain. Let's hope I can do this and not get the post or myself stricken.

 

Sandwich is sometimes used as a term to express certain positions in - err - post-nuptial activities. Pastrami is a form of meat. A "bulkie roll" is a type of sandwich bread, and was used to adress the "what role" question, while the "bulkie" was hopefully seen as a referecne to the quality of my...err..assets.

 

Man, a joke expained is a joke not worth telling. frown.gif

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ultimatevenom

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p.s. And although it was a little forward, I'd love to go to bed with you. Are you well hung? And which 'role' do you assume? xxx

 

Well, let's say my favorite sandwich is pastrami on a "bulkie roll". (not sure if you will get that - it is an Americanism - or maybe just a Massachusettsism).

This has to be the most surreal hijacking ever popcorn.gif

 

Well what do you EXPECT!? I was talking to blooming limey!

 

Maybe i don't understand because it doesn't make sense as a sentence confused-smiley-013.gif

 

OK - let me try to explain. Let's hope I can do this and not get the post or myself stricken.

 

Sandwich is sometimes used as a term to express certain positions in - err - post-nuptial activities. Pastrami is a form of meat. A "bulkie roll" is a type of sandwich bread, and was used to adress the "what role" question, while the "bulkie" was hopefully seen as a referecne to the quality of my...err..assets.

 

Man, a joke expained is a joke not worth telling. frown.gif

 

I was talking about the sentence structure of the BOLDED bit crazy.gif

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p.s. And although it was a little forward, I'd love to go to bed with you. Are you well hung? And which 'role' do you assume? xxx

 

Well, let's say my favorite sandwich is pastrami on a "bulkie roll". (not sure if you will get that - it is an Americanism - or maybe just a Massachusettsism).

This has to be the most surreal hijacking ever popcorn.gif

 

Well what do you EXPECT!? I was talking to blooming limey!

 

Maybe i don't understand because it doesn't make sense as a sentence confused-smiley-013.gif

 

OK - let me try to explain. Let's hope I can do this and not get the post or myself stricken.

 

Sandwich is sometimes used as a term to express certain positions in - err - post-nuptial activities. Pastrami is a form of meat. A "bulkie roll" is a type of sandwich bread, and was used to adress the "what role" question, while the "bulkie" was hopefully seen as a referecne to the quality of my...err..assets.

 

Man, a joke expained is a joke not worth telling. frown.gif

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was talking about the sentence structure of the BOLDED bit

 

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A "limey" is a term for smeone from England. derived from the seafaring days when they would have a supply of limes on the ship to keep from gettng scurvy. "Bloomin'" is just an English expletive.

 

Now if I missed the point again I am not sure I want to know.

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was talking about the sentence structure of the BOLDED bit

 

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A "limey" is a term for smeone from England. derived from the seafaring days when they would have a supply of limes on the ship to keep from gettng scurvy. "Bloomin'" is just an English expletive.

 

Now if I missed the point again I am not sure I want to know.

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I said the STRUCTURE, not the definitions crazy.gif

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I said the STRUCTURE, not the definitions crazy.gif

 

If I said "Well what do you EXPECT!? I was talking to A blooming limey!", would THAT be better for you?

crazy.gif Yes

 

Wait - you mean you could not just slot the A in for yourself? I men, single letter of the lphbet cn cuse you tht much confusion? grin.gif

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