I KNEW IT!!!!!!

[Fedoraman]

This excerpt from the UPS training manual explains everything:

 

[Mark 1]

It's missing the instruction to steal the other packages left by the door.

[Hibou]

[Comicopolis]

What about jumping up and down on the box?

[Comicopolis]

[Comicopolis]

[Mad Titan]

 

i would have seen this from a mile away! Totally not following #1!

[VintageComics]

 

I'm not a big fan of that shade of brown.

 

 

[Ebel 1911]

Funny but in my area that seems to be from the Fedex training manual, I don't think I've ever gotten anything from them on the "first try" in 10 years.

[ChicksCosmiComics]

 

I could handle that box

[Dr. Balls]

This delivery driver girl gets around...

 

[Comicopolis]

 

I could handle that box

 

You wouldn't be the first.

[joecgcmaniac]

 

I could handle that box

 

You wouldn't be the first.

 

or 4,324,567,327,417,367th either

[WebSlinger]

You guys crack me up

[Arkham]

Here I was hating on USPS price hikes and now it all becomes clear. Cost increases are for a reason.

 

Sadly, the USPS beauties fall out of the equation when the package leaves the states.

 

I get this:

 

 

 

And packages arrive because of this: