Guy on ebay says he's going to kill me Full story, All Messages, worth it

[sufunk]

I'm spending my afternoon watching a battle of wits unfold between a brick and a cabbage.

 

Gold star for that post buddy!

[Transplant]

I believe this summarizes the conversation:

 

[Comicopolis]

I than gave him my cell phone number thats on my website. It was 12:30 AM. He phoned me, I tried to youtube it, but my mom came into my room and was all mad that I was being so loud and obnoxious that I woke her up.

 

That's just too freaking awesome for words!

 

I know. Man of his age not having a lock on his door.

[Erndog]

I went to block you both but it says "invalid username" for his.

[Comicopolis]

I believe this summarizes the conversation:

 

 

[Comicopolis]

I'm spending my afternoon watching a battle of wits unfold between a brick and a cabbage.

 

Gold star for that post buddy!

 

Bit unfair on the cabbage.

[VintageComics]

I believe this summarizes the conversation:

 

 

[sufunk]

Sometimes it's fun to mess with people who are so easy to mess with. Think of it as a passtime, like watching football or Downton Abbey.

 

I never found that fun. I always found it to be sickening and sad.

 

 

You clearly didn't grow up listening to bootleg Jerky Boy cassettes (thumbs u

 

That's sad! I'm sorry man

[COI]

I would like to issue a formal apology to myself...

[Jimmy Linguini]

I believe this summarizes the conversation:

 

 

 

Order was wrong.

 

Went from Sean Combs to Puff Daddy to P Diddy to Diddy.

 

 

[Jeffro.]

so wait, did he kill you or not?

 

Well I'm in Kitchener for the next few days so I'll let you know if my cats are dead when I get home.

 

Ebay told me to contact the FBI's cyber crimes division

 

It's not OK that he threatened you but you have just as much responsibility in this conversation as this guy did.

 

You were obviously interested in goading this guy on.

 

 

Let's review here. Pasta Boy gets a two month ban from the boards because he was one right doosh. Then he gets verbally abused at a con because of the bile he spewed on the boards. Now, he's involved in this little exchange.

 

But you keep on keeping on jimmi. (thumbs u

[VintageComics]

Sometimes it's fun to mess with people who are so easy to mess with. Think of it as a passtime, like watching football or Downton Abbey.

 

I never found that fun. I always found it to be sickening and sad.

 

 

You clearly didn't grow up listening to bootleg Jerky Boy cassettes (thumbs u

 

That's sad! I'm sorry man

 

I listened to Jerky Boys until I realized they were actually real life pranks. Then I stopped listening to them.

 

 

[Comicopolis]

so wait, did he kill you or not?

 

Well I'm in Kitchener for the next few days so I'll let you know if my cats are dead when I get home.

 

Ebay told me to contact the FBI's cyber crimes division

 

It's not OK that he threatened you but you have just as much responsibility in this conversation as this guy did.

 

You were obviously interested in goading this guy on.

 

 

Let's review here. Pasta Boy gets a two month ban from the boards because he was one right doosh. Then he gets verbally abused at a con because of the bile he spewed on the boards. Now, he's involved in this little exchange.

 

But you keep on keeping on jimmi. (thumbs u

 

Don't forget his mom bursting into his room unannounced. That can be traumatic.

 

So I'm told.

[Jimmy Linguini]

so wait, did he kill you or not?

 

Well I'm in Kitchener for the next few days so I'll let you know if my cats are dead when I get home.

 

Ebay told me to contact the FBI's cyber crimes division

 

It's not OK that he threatened you but you have just as much responsibility in this conversation as this guy did.

 

You were obviously interested in goading this guy on.

 

 

Let's review here. Pasta Boy gets a two month ban from the boards because he was one right doosh. Then he gets verbally abused at a con because of the bile he spewed on the boards. Now, he's involved in this little exchange.

 

But you keep on keeping on jimmi. (thumbs u

 

When did I get verbally abused at a con?

[sufunk]

Sometimes it's fun to mess with people who are so easy to mess with. Think of it as a passtime, like watching football or Downton Abbey.

 

I never found that fun. I always found it to be sickening and sad.

 

 

You clearly didn't grow up listening to bootleg Jerky Boy cassettes (thumbs u

 

That's sad! I'm sorry man

 

I listened to Jerky Boys until I realized they were actually real life pranks. Then I stopped listening to them.

 

 

What?!?

 

You didn't know those were actual pranks???

 

On a positive note, even though the apology thread disappointed, I have a STRONG feeling someone's getting points outta this thread!

[COI]

Sometimes it's fun to mess with people who are so easy to mess with. Think of it as a passtime, like watching football or Downton Abbey.

 

I never found that fun. I always found it to be sickening and sad.

 

 

You clearly didn't grow up listening to bootleg Jerky Boy cassettes (thumbs u

 

That's sad! I'm sorry man

 

I listened to Jerky Boys until I realized they were actually real life pranks. Then I stopped listening to them.

 

 

I like messing with people I know. I don't prank people I don't know because that person is an unknown quantity, and there's no telling what can happen. Case in point, that woman in England who just killed herself as the result of a phone prank.

[Jimmy Linguini]

Sometimes it's fun to mess with people who are so easy to mess with. Think of it as a passtime, like watching football or Downton Abbey.

 

I never found that fun. I always found it to be sickening and sad.

 

 

You clearly didn't grow up listening to bootleg Jerky Boy cassettes (thumbs u

 

That's sad! I'm sorry man

 

I listened to Jerky Boys until I realized they were actually real life pranks. Then I stopped listening to them.

 

 

What?!?

 

You didn't know those were actual pranks???

 

On a positive note, even though the apology thread disappointed, I have a STRONG feeling someone's getting points outta this thread!

 

What did I do wrong? I just wanted to share my hilarious trials and tribulations on ebay.

[VintageComics]

Sometimes it's fun to mess with people who are so easy to mess with. Think of it as a passtime, like watching football or Downton Abbey.

 

I never found that fun. I always found it to be sickening and sad.

 

 

You clearly didn't grow up listening to bootleg Jerky Boy cassettes (thumbs u

 

That's sad! I'm sorry man

 

I listened to Jerky Boys until I realized they were actually real life pranks. Then I stopped listening to them.

 

 

I like messing with people I know. I don't prank people I don't know because that person is an unknown quantity, and there's no telling what can happen. Case in point, that woman in England who just killed herself as the result of a phone prank.

 

People I know, no problem.

 

I mess with my kids, they mess with me, friends etc. That's harmless fun.

 

Stuff like this is is for underdeveloped people.

 

 

[BlowUpTheMoon]

I'm curious why they remained cordial to one another with the "Dear sellinghopf" and "Dear jamiethekidblank" salutations.

 

Dear sellinghopf,

 

WHATS YOUR ADDRESS....IF YOU ARE ANY KIND OF MAN LETS MEET UP.......SETTLE THIS MAN TO MAN

 

- jamiethekidblank

_________________________________________________

Dear jamiethekidblank,

 

I LIVE AT BLANK BLANK BLANK TAKEN OUT ST. NEAR TO ME, ONTARIO. BRING WHAT YOU GOT HOMIE

 

- sellinghopf

[VintageComics]

 

You didn't know those were actual pranks???

 

I found out much later that they were. I thought they were skits originally.