Lead SS person at cgc

[SoylentBlue]

You guys have mental problems.

[telerites]

You guys have mental problems.

 

And just who are you?

[dhurley]

You guys have mental problems.

 

Mike Balent doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the mess out of it

[Darrell F]

Mike Balent's business card simply says 'I'll Call You"

[dhurley]

Mike Balent is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[dhurley]

Mike Balent doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

[dhurley]

If you spell Mike Balent in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

[HighRadArt]

You guys have mental problems.

 

Thanks! (thumbs u

[seanfingh]

You guys have mental problems.

 

Yeah, you have mental problems, . . . man.

[HyperGeeky]

Mike Balent can gargle peanut butter.

[Comix4Sale]

Mike Balent can kill two stones with one bird.

 

Mike Balent counted to infinity…twice.

 

After a night of partying, Mike Balent doesn’t throw up, he throws down.

 

Mike Balent can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

 

Mike Balent chases sharks when he smells them bleed.

 

God can walk on water, Mike Balent can swim through land.

 

Mike Balent doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

 

Mike Balent is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

Mike Balent can divide by zero.

 

Mike Balent does not sleep. He waits.

 

Mike Balent doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

Mike Balent grinds coffee with his teeth and boils water with his own rage.

 

Mike Balent doesn’t write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

 

Mike Balent donates blood to the red cross, just not his own.

 

Mike Balent can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

 

When Mike Balent plays monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

 

When Mike Balent does a push up, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the world down.

 

When Mike Balent crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

 

Mike Balent once had a boomerang. It was way too scared to come back.

 

There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Mike Balent bites zombies, they turn back into humans.

 

Mike Balent has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.

 

Mike Balent runs until the treadmill gets tired.

 

Mike Balent can make a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

 

Mike Balent doesn’t mow his lawn. He dares his grass to grow.

 

Mike Balent can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.

 

If you want a list of Mike Balent’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

 

Mike Balent does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

 

Duct tape fixes everything, but Mike Balent fixes duct tape

 

Mike Balent doesn’t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

 

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Mike Balent can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

 

Mike Balent once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, Bang!

 

With the rising cost of gasoline, Mike Balent is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

 

Mike Balent makes onions cry.

 

Mike Balent can build a snowman out of rain.

 

Mike Balent can drown a fish.

 

When Mike Balent enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

 

When Mike Balent looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Mike Balent and Mike Balent.

 

Once a cobra bit Mike Balent’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

 

 

James (not afraid of Mike Balent...yet)

[sfrenchenterprise]

The call him Mr. Balent

 

[Mystafo]

So I take from this is this Mike Balent guy is pretty awesome, huh? Or am I missing something obvious?

[Dick Pontoon]

Triston Pence wins.

 

 

[dhurley]

So I take from this is this Mike Balent guy is pretty awesome, huh? Or am I missing something obvious?

 

Duh

[Harley Troy]

Steve Ditko wants a Signature Series book signed by Michael Balent.

 

[Guest Grails]

I got nuthin.

[GACollectibles]

You guys have mental problems.

 

Can you put that as a label note on my next SS submission?

[ebtorres]

Mike Balent is the only person I've ever witnessed successfully completing the cinnamon challenge. 'Twas at NYCC this year where the feat was accomplished.

 

[plitch]

Mike Balent won a staring contest with the sun.