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Caption contest anyone: Spike Mulligan #?

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Space 1: Holy !!

Space 2: Where the hell is Rick Grimes when you need him!?

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#1 - kav

Thor has his hammer !

And I have mine !!

 

#2 - tv horror

After I finish with these varmits

I'm going to get hammered !!

 

#3 - aszumillo

It's Hammer time !!

These aren't my Hammer pants !

 

#4 - oakman

I'm gonna kick some azz

Then I'm gonna grab me a brew

 

#5 - kav

You said it was Near Mint !!

It's NOT near mint !!

 

#6 - gumiho

Sledgehammer!

Time to play the GAME!!!

 

#7 - porcupine48

Where the heck are Jimmers and that Porcupine army!? He said there where 48 of them to help!

We need Dave and his Oak mobile!!! Kevin J and him can help SAVE THE DAY!

 

#8 - kav

I'M SPIKE MULLIGAN!

AND I'M HERE TO DROP THE HAMMER!

 

#9 - porcupine48

Okydoky scumbags.....the bridge is out and you're all in boiling mad troubled waters!

Now hold my stogie...I've other butts to stomp out!!!

 

#10 - kav

HAMMER !

AND SPIKE !!!

 

#11 - Scturo

Ok you MFer Zombies,

Time to Bring the Hammer!

 

#12 - kav

THESE PRETZELS

ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

 

#13 - miraclemet

Not gonna make the bar tonight guys !!

Looks like I'm getting some overtime !!

 

#14 - Mr. Sigs

Time for a meeting o the minds MF'ers !!

Right on the end of my Hammer !!

 

#15 - Azkaban

Who here wants to go to Voo Doo Doughnuts?

Then we'll hit up the Green Dragon on the way back !!

 

# 16 - Jeffro

Alright you primitive screwheads. Listen up. See this !!

THIS ...is my boomstick !!

 

#17 - s-man

Holy mess !!

Where the hell is Rick Grimes when you need him!?

 

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Just a few more days before I send the entries to the judges :grin:

Anyone else wanna contribute ?

 

 

 

 

 

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Must defeat this horde of braindead speculators...

 

... or it's game over !

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"I beg your pardon, has anyone seen the blueberry yoghurt I left in the break room fridge? It was next to Sally's bean salad."

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BTW... if you're ever in Portland and see this in the window of a pub, comic shop, book store or brewery.... you might find old copies of Spike there you can read :popcorn: Just sayin :cool:

 

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Last day for caption contest :popcorn:

 

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#1 - kav

Thor has his hammer !

And I have mine !!

 

#2 - tv horror

After I finish with these varmits

I'm going to get hammered !!

 

#3 - aszumillo

It's Hammer time !!

These aren't my Hammer pants !

 

#4 - oakman

I'm gonna kick some azz

Then I'm gonna grab me a brew

 

#5 - kav

You said it was Near Mint !!

It's NOT near mint !!

 

#6 - gumiho

Sledgehammer!

Time to play the GAME!!!

 

#7 - porcupine48

Where the heck are Jimmers and that Porcupine army!? He said there where 48 of them to help!

We need Dave and his Oak mobile!!! Kevin J and him can help SAVE THE DAY!

 

#8 - kav

I'M SPIKE MULLIGAN!

AND I'M HERE TO DROP THE HAMMER!

 

#9 - porcupine48

Okydoky scumbags.....the bridge is out and you're all in boiling mad troubled waters!

Now hold my stogie...I've other butts to stomp out!!!

 

#10 - kav

HAMMER !

AND SPIKE !!!

 

#11 - Scturo

Ok you MFer Zombies,

Time to Bring the Hammer!

 

#12 - kav

THESE PRETZELS

ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

 

#13 - miraclemet

Not gonna make the bar tonight guys !!

Looks like I'm getting some overtime !!

 

#14 - Mr. Sigs

Time for a meeting o the minds MF'ers !!

Right on the end of my Hammer !!

 

#15 - Azkaban

Who here wants to go to Voo Doo Doughnuts?

Then we'll hit up the Green Dragon on the way back !!

 

# 16 - Jeffro

Alright you primitive screwheads. Listen up. See this !!

THIS ...is my boomstick !!

 

#17 - s-man

Holy mess !!

Where the hell is Rick Grimes when you need him!?

 

#18 - Poe

This is my boomstick!

And I also have this sledge hammer.

 

#19 - Ken Aldred

Must defeat this horde of braindead speculators...

... or it's game over !

 

#20 - kav

Come At Me Bro!!

COME AT ME !!!

 

#21 -alecholland

Alright maggots, looks like 'ol Spike is about to perform brain surgery !!

With his trusty SLEDGEHAMMER !!

 

#22 - cattrick339

"I beg your pardon, has anyone seen the blueberry yoghurt I left in the break room fridge?

It was next to Sally's bean salad."

 

#23 - SNiPER

Say Hello

To my little friend !!

 

#24 - CxG Voodoo Doll

Some people need a sympathetic pat...

On the head...with a HAMMER!

 

#25 - phantalien

Accompanying me is this sledgehammer...

As I play for you splattered skull symphony.

 

#26 - phantalien

It's time for class!

The word of the day is bludgeon.

 

#27 - JAM_NYC

It's time to make like Jeffrey Dahmer

and pound some dead meat!!

 

#28 - rjrjr

"I haven't got all day you know!"

"Alright, which one of you brain dead boot lickers wants to go first?"

 

#29 - mystrymachine

Spike Mulligan: "This new talking hammer is Fan-Tastic!!

Hammer: "Don't touch me there! Your not my uncle!"

 

#30 - MR SigS

HEIMDALL, OPEN THE BIFROST

Just kiddin ya comic con cadaver MF'ers! But step right up and meet MJOLNIR!

 

#31 - kav

ALL RIGHT!

WHO TOOK MY MY LITTLE PONY COMICS???

 

These have all been great and thanks for the participation !! :applause:

 

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Entry1:

 

Space #1- Ok everyone, calm down. Current turn arount times are running a little behind..

 

Space #2- ...Don't even think about trying someone else!

 

 

Entry 2:

 

Space #1- Let's see who's Worthy....

 

Space#2-Who wants to touch my Hammer?

 

 

Entry 3:

 

Space #1- What the hell kind of cigar is this?

 

Space #2- ....and how did I end up at an Iron Maiden Concert????

 

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AND THE WINNERS ARE !!

 

Thanks for all the responses..... the judges were laughing out loud at more than one of them, and I would love to have included everyone in the prize giving ceremony. However, the judges found these four to be the best.

 

#4 submitted by kav

 

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#3 submitted by Mark M.

 

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#2 submitted by Yong R.

 

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and #1 submitted by Miraclemet

 

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