Bosco685 Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 (edited) Sure, this could turn into 'not my studio' debates. Not the intent. More to laugh about these films that once you are done, it leaves you wondering what the studio was thinking, other than it had to burn through excess cash. My first recommendation: Quote YAKUZA APOCALYPSE SUMMARY: Yakuza is a ruthless underground world, and no one in this world is more legendary than boss Kamiura. Rumored to be invincible, the truth is he is a vampire - a bloodsucking Yakuza vampire boss. Sounds interesting, Especially when you read the blend of horror mixed in with the action genre. And, it even includes one of the actors from The Raid that played one of the more deadly villains in that film. Then you watch it. And you continue to watch it, thinking it has to get better. Someone needed a car payment, for sure. Edited June 12, 2019 by Bosco685 Changed to appease OCD seizures bronze_rules 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theCapraAegagrus Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Punisher: War Zone is both the worst comic book movie, and worst overall film, I have ever seen. The Last Jedi is in the Top 5. Jumper might be the worst non-comic movie I've ever seen. HuddyBee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosco685 Posted June 12, 2019 Author Share Posted June 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, TwoPiece said: Jumper might be the worst non-comic movie I've ever seen. I forgot about that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghengishahn Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Transformers Age of Extinction. Not comic related: Hurt Locker. zhamlau and Von Cichlid 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theCapraAegagrus Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Just now, ghengishahn said: Transformers Age of Extinction. Not comic related: Hurt Locker. Sadly, all of the Transformers movies after the 1st one are awful. Transformers were a huge part of my childhood. Optimus saying, "join us or die" to the Dinobots near the end was just a huge cringe moment. iggykoopa and sagekilz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlebill Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 the 2006 ashley judd michael shannon movie bug is the worst movie i have ever sat through. i think michael shannon is a brilliant actor but this movie was painful to sit through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosco685 Posted June 12, 2019 Author Share Posted June 12, 2019 12 minutes ago, littlebill said: the 2006 ashley judd michael shannon movie bug is the worst movie i have ever sat through. i think michael shannon is a brilliant actor but this movie was painful to sit through. I had never even heard of this movie. Thanks for the warning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRaven Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 One that always stands out to me is Jewel of the Nile. Such a letdown after Romancing the Stone. Bosco685, The Lions Den, zhamlau and 1 other 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewsky Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Large budget Comic Book: FF reboot Any movie: Punch Drunk Love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
▫️ Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Drewsky said: Large budget Comic Book: FF reboot Any movie: Punch Drunk Love I loved Punch Drunk Love and I couldn’t even tell you why. Edited June 12, 2019 by Oddball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
▫️ Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 3 hours ago, ghengishahn said: Not comic related: Hurt Locker. Hurt Locker is a good movie if you were never in the military. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sagekilz Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, TwoPiece said: Sadly, all of the Transformers movies after the 1st one are awful. Transformers were a huge part of my childhood. Optimus saying, "join us or die" to the Dinobots near the end was just a huge cringe moment. Agree with all of this. The first one was an experience for me and made me feel like a 5 year old playing in the dirt, loved it. After that, the story was secondary to the CGI and it all crumbled into a mound of poop. I'm well aware this is an obvious statement, being made for years but it still hurts... Edited June 12, 2019 by sagekilz theCapraAegagrus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
▫️ Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, sagekilz said: Agree with all of this. The first one was an experience for me and made me feel like a 5 year old playing in the dirt, loved it. After that, the story was secondary to the CGI and it all crumbled into a mound of. I'm well aware this is an obvious statement, being made for years but it still hurts... Yes, pretty much the first one and Bumblebee are the only two I really enjoyed. sagekilz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Sinescu Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Catowman absolutely. I can't even think through anything else to see if it might even be close, that one is hands-down the worst. I only went 'cause a cute girl wanted to go. I begged her to pick something else 'cause I could tell from the previews that it was garbage. So many better things could have been done with the money used to make that movie, it was just abysmal. Bosco685 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhymenoceros Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 (edited) The one that really stuck with me recently as being bad was called "Wiener-Dog" (2016). Seriously a terrible movie. Edited June 12, 2019 by Rhymenoceros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattn792 Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 (edited) Worst superhero movie for me is easily X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Nothing like cramming 150 years of a character's history into a two hour candyass flop. Worst movie I've ever seen has to go to The Dark Tower. When compared to the source material from King's literary saga, the movie is basically an unintentional comedy. Special mention for @TwoPiece - Punisher: War Zone should have been runner up to Rambo IV in just about category at the 2008 Oscars. Second special mention for Best Worst movie ever -- 1990: The Bronx Warriors. There are no words, you just have to see it. Edited June 12, 2019 by mattn792 Juno Beach and Bosco685 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theCapraAegagrus Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 minute ago, mattn792 said: Worst superhero movie for me is easily X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Nothing like cramming 150 years of a character's history into a two hour candyass flop. Special mention for @TwoPiece - Punisher: War Zone should have been runner up to Rambo IV in just about category at the 2008 Oscars. Yeah, X-Men Origins is awful. I thought The Wolverine was pathetic, too. Logan is the only one they got right. I knew you'd chime in on my pick. aardvark88 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattn792 Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 minute ago, TwoPiece said: Yeah, X-Men Origins is awful. I thought The Wolverine was pathetic, too. Logan is the only one they got right. I knew you'd chime in on my pick. Sad part is The Wolverine COULD have been good, but 12 year old Yukio and the entire end of the movie completely ruined it (especially when you compare it to how the 1982 Limited Series played out). theCapraAegagrus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark88 Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 30 minutes ago, Martin Sinescu said: Catowman absolutely. I can't even think through anything else to see if it might even be close, that one is hands-down the worst. "Catwoman" movie worse than "Jonah Hex" movie (got Rotten Tomatoes rating of 0, nil) worse than Transformers #1 movie that I wanted to walk out of after 1st 10 mins due to very predictable directing, bad acting. The Lions Den 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theCapraAegagrus Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 minute ago, mattn792 said: Sad part is The Wolverine COULD have been good, but 12 year old Yukio and the entire end of the movie completely ruined it (especially when you compare it to how the 1982 Limited Series played out). It's weird, because as a kid, my favorite X-Men heroes were the Summers Bros (honorable mention to Gambit). Hugh Jackman turned me into a big Wolverine fan. Normally I probably wouldn't have been so peeved at those 2 movies, but they just disrespected the character that Jackman portrayed. I would've flipped my lid if Logan was another bust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
