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"Ask Greggy!"™ !!!!

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Rocketeer

Rocketeer

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Dear Greggy,

 

If walking through Glasgow alone and you are acosted by 12 neds demanding all your mone yand clothes, wha twould you do?

Pull a "Bernard Goetz" and ask questions later.

 

ROFLMAO!!! sign-funnypost.gif

How many posters are old enough to understand this? confused.gif

 

 

Oh, c'mon! Bernie Goetz is famous! He's the dude from "We Didn't Start The Fire", right between "AIDS, crack" and "hypodermics on the shore."

 

....I can't take this anymore,...... Christo_pull_hair.gif

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greggy

greggy

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Dear Greggy...

 

How many fingers am I holding up?

2 - one on each hand

 

And can you guess which ones? devil.gif

Yes, I can
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Aces

Aces

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Dear Greggy...

 

How many fingers am I holding up?

2 - one on each hand

 

And can you guess which ones? devil.gif

Yes, I can

 

Both index fingers...

 

As I shout: "Greggy is number ONE!"

 

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nochips

nochips

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Dear greggy,

 

If 3 chickens laid 2 1/2 eggs every day for 8 days....how many pancakes would it take to shingle a doghouse?

 

Hold on, that's one of them "trick" questions. Everyone knows a dog eating pancakes can't lay eggs.

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