Why Brainiac should be considered Krypton's greatest hero and Superman its greatest villain. 1 1

[shadroch]

Ray Palmer is no Hank Pym.

One of the better Legion storylines had  Darkseid transport Daxxam from its red sun system to our yellow sun, creating a world of supermen. Great concept but the conclusion was pretty lame as 15 or so Legion members, aided by the Legion of Substitute Heroes, kicked their collective asses.

[kav]

8 hours ago, shadroch said:

Imagine if 100,000 humans suddenly had Supermans powers and abilities. Better yet, imagine you suddenly did. You can hear everything that's happening on the planet. Billions and billions of sounds flood your ears. You bend down to pet your dog but your newly found super strength ends up flattening him. You rush home to show Ma and Pa what happened but you miscalculate your momentum and end up smashing into the house, demolishing it. You desperately try to use your x-ray vision to find your parents in the wreck but because you can't control your powers, you end up accidentally incinerating them with your heat vision. I will leave to your imagination the damage an uncontrolled super-urine stream could do. Or the Super breaking of wind?

The sensory overload and uncontrollable bodies of these newly super individuals would make them basically screaming insane semi guided missiles.  Not good.

[theCapraAegagrus]

No.

[kav]

On 3/1/2020 at 6:13 AM, shadroch said:

Imagine if 100,000 humans suddenly had Supermans powers and abilities. Better yet, imagine you suddenly did. You can hear everything that's happening on the planet. Billions and billions of sounds flood your ears. You bend down to pet your dog but your newly found super strength ends up flattening him. You rush home to show Ma and Pa what happened but you miscalculate your momentum and end up smashing into the house, demolishing it. You desperately try to use your x-ray vision to find your parents in the wreck but because you can't control your powers, you end up accidentally incinerating them with your heat vision. I will leave to your imagination the damage an uncontrolled super-urine stream could do. Or the Super breaking of wind?

Larry Niven wrote a story called "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" that summed up what would happen if Superman got Lois pregnant and also some other matters about Superboy's teen years and what would happen when he-

[Hollywood1892]

9 hours ago, kav said:

Larry Niven wrote a story called "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" that summed up what would happen if Superman got Lois pregnant and also some other matters about Superboy's teen years and what would happen when he-

When he what?

I'm on the edge of my seat

[steveinthecity]

20 minutes ago, Hollywood1892 said:

When he what?

I'm on the edge of my seat

You'll have to put Penthouse Comix #5 on your "Want List" and find out for yourself.

 

Image isn't #5, but can't seem to delete.  

Edited March 3, 2020 by steveinthecity
Wrong image.

[kav]

10 hours ago, Hollywood1892 said:

When he what?

I'm on the edge of my seat

Look wut do teenage boys DO for christ sake

[jools&jim]

DARK KNIGHT III - THE MASTER RACE (courtesy of Wikipedia): In DK III, Ray Palmer restores 1,000 of the inhabitants of Kandor to full-size, but they immediately begin to terrorize the Earth. Batman sets out to assemble his former allies against the invaders.