I’m wondering if Steve Ditko is really alive 0

[NoMan]

Maybe he faked his on death like Elvis did. I think I saw him at the gas station getting a coffee and burrito. 
 

I haven’t logged in in awhile and found I got a warning from a mod, and for that, I apologize 

[comicginger1789]

I don't think so

[NoMan]

Maybe I’ll start some kinda Go Fund Me and make a documentary getting to the bottom of this

[comicginger1789]

I'll predict the ending.

You: "Hey guy, I noticed you getting gas here and followed you around for a few days. You look like Steve Ditko! Are you?"

Guy:; "Um, no you creep my name is Randy Finch."

You: "Prove it!"

Guy: "Here" (pulls out driver's license). Look"

You: (with skepticism) "Hmmm I dunno, you could fake that if you wanted to..."

Guy: " Who is Steve Ditko?"

You: "He created Spider-Man!"

Guy: "The guy with the tights and cape? Man I hate him, what kind of superhero is afraid of a rock"

You: (blank stare into the camera)

Credits roll as Beck's I'm A Loser plays

[theCapraAegagrus]

wut

[F For Fake]

30 minutes ago, NoMan said:

Maybe he faked his on death like Elvis did. I think I saw him at the gas station getting a coffee and burrito. 
 

I haven’t logged in in awhile and found I got a warning from a mod, and for that, I apologize 

I think it's more likely that what you saw was Ditko's ghost! 

As for the warning, on behalf of the CGC Community, I hereby accept your apology, and urge you to not do whatever it was you did again, unless it was really funny, in which case, have at it!

[ADAMANTIUM]

get up get down with the sickness

you got to get up and get down with the sickness

you further get up and get up and get down with the sickness

man this is the gyp that has been given to me

 

[DanCooper]

47 minutes ago, NoMan said:

I think I saw him at the gas station getting a coffee and burrito.

[Black_Adam]

43 minutes ago, NoMan said:

Maybe he faked his on death like Elvis did. I think I saw him at the gas station getting a coffee and burrito. 
 

I haven’t logged in in awhile and found I got a warning from a mod, and for that, I apologize 

Are you sure it wasn't Andy Kaufman? He's been faking it for more than 35 years now and they do look quite similar.

[NoMan]

37 minutes ago, comicginger1789 said:

I'll predict the ending.

You: "Hey guy, I noticed you getting gas here and followed you around for a few days. You look like Steve Ditko! Are you?"

Guy:; "Um, no you creep my name is Randy Finch."

You: "Prove it!"

Guy: "Here" (pulls out driver's license). Look"

You: (with skepticism) "Hmmm I dunno, you could fake that if you wanted to..."

Guy: " Who is Steve Ditko?"

You: "He created Spider-Man!"

Guy: "The guy with the tights and cape? Man I hate him, what kind of superhero is afraid of a rock"

You: (blank stare into the camera)

Credits roll as Beck's I'm A Loser plays

Please don’t edit the film before we shoot it

[ADAMANTIUM]

Sometimes we see ourselves in other's, perhaps you are Steve Ditko! 

 

I thought I saw Drew Carrey at the post office  

[theCapraAegagrus]

This thread was created 3 days too early.

[ADAMANTIUM]

Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away. This year to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special 

Flalalala  flalallala  flflalalallala

Glad you're in a good mood @NoMan  

[bc]

1 hour ago, NoMan said:

I haven’t logged in in awhile and found I got a warning from a mod, and for that, I apologize 

Stay conic my friend!

-bc

[Ken Aldred]

His aloofness also possibly suggests Illuminati-type behaviour.

Perhaps a search should be done for images from the past of individuals with an uncanny resemblance to Ditko, providing the same kind of conclusive evidence that he's an immortal as has been found for Jay-Z, Nicolas Cage, and, more recently, Greta Thunberg. 

Edited November 10, 2020 by Ken Aldred

[The Lions Den]

1 hour ago, comicginger1789 said:

I'll predict the ending.

You: "Hey guy, I noticed you getting gas here and followed you around for a few days. You look like Steve Ditko! Are you?"

Guy:; "Um, no you creep my name is Randy Finch."

You: "Prove it!"

Guy: "Here" (pulls out driver's license). Look"

You: (with skepticism) "Hmmm I dunno, you could fake that if you wanted to..."

Guy: " Who is Steve Ditko?"

You: "He created Spider-Man!"

Guy: "The guy with the tights and cape? Man I hate him, what kind of superhero is afraid of a rock"

You: (blank stare into the camera)

Credits roll as Beck's I'm A Loser plays

[theCapraAegagrus]

3 minutes ago, Ken Aldred said:

His aloofness also possibly suggests Illuminati-type behaviour.

Perhaps a search should be done for images from the past of individuals with an uncanny resemblance to Ditko, providing the same kind of conclusive evidence that he's an immortal as has been found for Jay-Z, Nicolas Cage, and, more recently, Greta Thunberg. 

 

[comicginger1789]

1 hour ago, NoMan said:

Please don’t edit the film before we shoot it

I'm open to casting suggestions. And a potential cameo in the background. 

[namisgr]

Just what the world today needs.  More fake ideas.  

 

Edited November 10, 2020 by namisgr

[Artboy99]

4 hours ago, comicginger1789 said:

I'll predict the ending.

You: "Hey guy, I noticed you getting gas here and followed you around for a few days. You look like Steve Ditko! Are you?"

Guy:; "Um, no you creep my name is Randy Finch."

You: "Prove it!"

Guy: "Here" (pulls out driver's license). Look"

You: (with skepticism) "Hmmm I dunno, you could fake that if you wanted to..."

Guy: " Who is Steve Ditko?"

You: "He created Spider-Man!"

Guy: "The guy with the tights and cape? Man I hate him, what kind of superhero is afraid of a rock"

You: (blank stare into the camera)

Credits roll as Beck's I'm A Loser plays

It definitely was Steve Ditko and i saw him at a local donut shop and he dunks his donuts!

I was sitting there watching him, and then I started slamming the table and making these yelping noises.

Nothing diverted his attention. He was so laser focused on dunking the donut that he never noticed me at all.

He dunks his donuts like the way he used to draw.