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The OFFICIAL Cornfield Library lounge area thread. Off topic posts are allowed!
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kav

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On 9/29/2022 at 5:34 PM, Comics4All said:

Next time he knocks on your door, point his mug to the ole BS pole! amirite?

 

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You amrite.
"Come inside for a moment sir I would like you to view something on my computer-"

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jcjames

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On 9/29/2022 at 5:31 PM, kav said:

Some dude just knocked on my door with prepared speech about his mom had stroke needs money for gas-

Really, dude? Do you see how old I am? Do you actually think I would fall for this BS??  He also said his mom had "5 vessels in her brain burst!"-thats not how strokes work-at all.  Also go ask your friends or relatives for help why are you bothering a complete stranger?  

Advice for these dudes: if you speak rapidly with all these details it's obvious it is a prepared speech-which belies the possibility of it being some actual sudden emergency....

I think what really ticks me off is these numbskulls think they are smarter than me and can pull a fast one. Dude-I knew you were gonna ask me for money when I was sitting on my porch and you looked over at me on your bike half a block away with that ask for money look-that's why I went inside before you got here-

Boy did he give me an angry look when I declined to give 'im money for gas.  How dare I.

Yeahbutt... he knows where you live.

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