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The OFFICIAL Cornfield Library lounge area thread. Off topic posts are allowed!
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SICK BURN!
 

8. An Obvious Observation

I teach at a university in South Carolina. It was the last week of the semester and I walked into the classroom and started writing notes on the board. A student asked in a very pathetic voice, “Can’t you just give us the answers to the final exam?"  Without missing a beat, I replied, “What do you think I’ve been doing all semester”?

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On 10/14/2022 at 1:07 PM, MattTheDuck said:

Spelin?

Go fourth and multiply. 

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On 10/14/2022 at 1:20 PM, MattTheDuck said:

I'm always willing to give it a shot.

Or go fifth and divide. Your choice. 

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On 10/14/2022 at 1:44 PM, MattTheDuck said:

As long as there's at least a tangential connection to math, I'm good to go.

Good news - there is

Bad news - I'm in charge of it, so it's probably wrong 

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On 10/14/2022 at 1:47 PM, MattTheDuck said:

I trust you

There's your first problem. 

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On 10/14/2022 at 1:52 PM, kav said:

Sick!

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I wondered why my toast made my mouth tingle.

 

I was also curious why my genitals smell like delicious raspberry, and look like a murder scene. 

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On 10/13/2022 at 9:11 PM, Cat said:

I wondered why my toast made my mouth tingle.

 

I was also curious why my genitals smell like delicious raspberry, and look like a murder scene. 

you can use grape jelly in place of KY in a pinch.

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On 10/14/2022 at 2:14 PM, kav said:

you can use grape jelly in place of KY in a pinch.

I remember an acquaintance (one of those guys you don't really like, but he's not hateworthy either) boasting about having nothing to use one night, so he used a Mars Bars wrapper for protection. Queue endless mockery about the fact he could fit in a Mars Bars wrapper. 

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On 10/13/2022 at 9:35 PM, Cat said:

I remember an acquaintance (one of those guys you don't really like, but he's not hateworthy either) boasting about having nothing to use one night, so he used a Mars Bars wrapper for protection. Queue endless mockery about the fact he could fit in a Mars Bars wrapper. 

yeah he sick burned himself

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On 10/14/2022 at 2:35 PM, kav said:

yeah he sick burned himself

One of my mates chimed in with 'Did she at least enjoy the Mars Bar?'. That's when I lost it. 

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On 10/14/2022 at 6:07 AM, kav said:

SICK BURN!
 

8. An Obvious Observation

I teach at a university in South Carolina. It was the last week of the semester and I walked into the classroom and started writing notes on the board. A student asked in a very pathetic voice, “Can’t you just give us the answers to the final exam?"  Without missing a beat, I replied, “What do you think I’ve been doing all semester”?

Genius! You're a genius.

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