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things to do when your wife is out of town

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ubiquiti

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1. Playstation 2

2. Drink Beer

3. Burp and Fart alot

4. Exchange the "touched by an Angel" tape that has been in the vcr for 6 months with porn

5. Not laundry or dishes

6. eat pizza, burritos and Burger King

7. Stay up late posting on a comic message board

 

 

Man - I'm really bored.

 

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ninanina

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1. Playstation 2

2. Drink Beer

3. Burp and Fart alot

5. Not laundry or dishes

6. eat pizza, burritos and Burger King

7. Stay up late posting on a comic message board

 

 

Man - I'm really bored.

 

893whatthe.gifWow, I must have it pretty good. I get to do all these while she's at home. 27_laughing.gif

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ubiquiti

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Right but do you get to do them all at the same time?

and if so - can you do them all at your leisure - without some kind of guilt trip?

 

If so, you live like a God.

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ninanina

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Right but do you get to do them all at the same time?

and if so - can you do them all at your leisure - without some kind of guilt trip?

 

If so, you live like a God.

 

Well, I can do 1 or 7 at the same time as the rest of them. But, I can't do 1 and 7 at the same time. I mean playing a video game AND posting is pretty tough.

 

But....listen to this......

 

(continued on a new post)

 

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Prophet78

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4. Exchange the "Days of Our Lives" tape that has been in the vcr for 6 months with porn 893whatthe.gif

 

Man - I'm really bored.

 

I got to do that last night while she was home and she was in the same room!

 

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-Jeremy-

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Prophet78

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Truth be told, there was no tape swapping...it was PPV on sat. so there was a lil channel flipping!

 

Needless to say, yesterday was a fine day.......

 

Darth if you want details ask Chris (I told him the story), belive me you don't want pics! goodevil.gif

 

-Jeremy-

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I'm not married, but when my married friend's wives are out of town, they call their rowdy single buddies to take them out for a weekend of debauchery and mayhem!!!

 

Chris

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1) Do a quick beer count (replenish if necessary);

2) Drink and eat in large quantities, without the shame or guilt-trip commentary smile.gif

3) Form a pile of things you've always wanted to ditch, but never had the heart to approach your wife about ditching.

4) Have a yard sale (ebay takes too long) and get all that stuff outta there!

5) All money raised goes towards comic purchases smile.gif

 

And last but not least, if you find a good game of hockey, football, soccer, basketball, or car racing on the tube, repeat numbers 1 and 2!

 

Oh and if she starts asking about stuff you sold at the yard sale, play dumb and don't admit to anything. I seem to have the most experience with this one cloud9.gif

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