Spiderman Gloves?!?!?

[Elvis]

Check this out. This would be dangerous to release to the public. Could you imagine the # of insufficiently_thoughtful_persons falling off buildings wearing home made Spiderman outfits? It would be mayhem. How many guys on this board would fall victim to this demise?

 

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030602/sc_nm/spiderman_dc_3

 

[ArnoldTBlumberg]

So where do I buy my pair?

 

(to the tune of old Spidey theme:)

Edi-tor, Edi-tor, writes and edits and so much more;

Now he climbs - up a wall;

Oops he fell, broke a...

 

never mind.

[murph0]

I believe it then goes...

 

Needs to work...over time..

cause he bought ...everyone's dinner..

 

 

Brian

[ArnoldTBlumberg]

Hey, that doesn't rhyme!

[Joanna]

I believe it then goes...

 

Needs to work...over time..

cause he bought ...everyone's dinner..

 

It has to rhyme, Brian!

 

Needs to work... overtime,

Dinner was... on his dime

 

And Arnoldt, I can't figure out your missing rhyme! If you'd said,

 

Edi-tor, Edi-tor, writes and edits and so much more;

Now he climbs - up sheer glass;

Oops he fell, broke his...

 

Then I could tell. Or

 

Edi-tor, Edi-tor, writes and edits and so much more;

Now he climbs - up a wall;

A comic fan - breaks his fall

Three cheers - for the flat comic fan!

[murph0]

I realized it needed to rhyme, but I didn't want to spend the time thinking of anything

 

Brian

[ArnoldTBlumberg]

Like both new versions, especially the flat fan .

 

As for mine, replace the w in "wall" with a B. My humor is usually much more sophisticated...trust me

[Joanna]

Like both new versions, especially the flat fan .

 

As for mine, replace the w in "wall" with a B. My humor is usually much more sophisticated...trust me

 

But of course! I wasn't thinking gender-specific enough! D'oh!

[ArnoldTBlumberg]

Sorry, my crude side took hold for a second there .

[Ares]

Now I need web shooters and I am in business.

[PovertyRow]

Could you imagine the # of insufficiently_thoughtful_persons falling off buildings wearing home made Spiderman outfits?

 

Then let them fall...and decrease the insufficiently_thoughtful_person population.

[Bugaboo-migration]

Then let them fall...and decrease the insufficiently_thoughtful_person population.

You know you'd miss greggy if that happened.

[Elvis]

Then let them fall...and decrease the insufficiently_thoughtful_person population.

 

Man you guys are ruthless!!!

 

 

[12c_Comic]

Maybe their should be a new crimefight "The Amazing Gecko-Man"...

[cansecofan]

The gloves would be cool for rock climbin.......or maybe climbing a building!!!!

 

-Adam

[PovertyRow]

Then let them fall...and decrease the insufficiently_thoughtful_person population.

 

Man you guys are ruthless!!!

 

 

Hey! Blame Dickens!