Little Girl buys HULK doll... Finds it comes with Hulks Little "friend WILLY"

[Ares]

http://www.thesun.co.uk//article/0,,2-2003310256,00.html

 

 

Hulk doll's monster willy

By THOMAS WHITAKER

Showbiz Reporter

 

 

SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

 

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.

 

And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.

 

Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.

 

“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.

 

“And it’s definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake.”

 

Kim, of Biggin Hill, Kent, said the toy was one of several prizes she could choose after Leah knocked down cans with bean bags at the fair on Brighton Pier.

 

Kim chose the doll because she thought Leah would like it amid publicity about the new Hulk movie, to be released in the UK on July 18.

 

But she said: “Later when she was playing with it, she discovered it had a lump under its shorts. Being curious she took them off, then ran up to me asking why her doll had a willy. I find it very odd as none of her other dolls have anything like this.

 

 

 

Big shock ... Hulk's giant manhood

 

 

“Ever since, she’s been telling her friends that her hulk has a willy.

 

“It sounds funny, but kids should not be exposed to this kind of thing. It should be taken off the shelves.”

 

The toy’s Spanish makers Play by Play — based in Valencia — claimed on their packaging that it was merchandise to coincide with the release of the film.

 

Bosses were unavailable for comment last night.

 

The movie, which has already proved a hit in the US, tells how a botched experiment transforms scientist Bruce Banner into the raging Hulk whenever he becomes angry.

 

 

 

 

 

[Bonds25]

LMAO!!! I wonder what happens when he turns back into Bruce Banner?

[drbanner]

I wonder what happens when he turns back into Bruce Banner?

 

I think his woman probably tries to [!@#%^&^] him off..."I'm gonna make you angry, I like you when you're angry!"

[Room 237]

 

and...

 

roflmao!

[minutekev@50]

Hulk smash.

[lighthouse]

No wonder the Hulk is so mad... all that meat in those tiny purple pants?

[fantastic_four]

 

and...

 

roflmao!

 

My sentiments exactly!!!

 

 

This seems too funny to be true!!!

[500Club]

I suppose that's why he calls everyone 'puny human'.

[Illiterati-migration]

But what the hell does he have to be so angry about???

[Joanna]

But what the hell does he have to be so angry about???

 

The fact that he'd just been swimming in a cold pool right before that photo was taken.

[lighthouse]

Found the website for the manufacturer...

 

Play By Play

 

After the Shockwave file loads, click on the Hulk logo near the bottom. They did a ton of different Hulk products, and it's clear that the dolls really do have a package. They also have rugby balls, soccer balls, basketballs, all kinds of stuff... You have to use the yellow arrows to scroll down, there's some cool stuff near the bottom of the page.

 

No clue how to buy any of them... but some cool stuff..

[lighthouse]

But what the hell does he have to be so angry about???

 

Did you miss my now-classic post earlier in this very thread?

 

No wonder the Hulk is so mad... all that meat in those tiny purple pants?

 

[Illiterati-migration]

But what the hell does he have to be so angry about???

 

The fact that he'd just been swimming in a cold pool right before that photo was taken.

 

"HULK WAS IN POOL! HULK WAS IN POOL!" Somehow, I just can't see Hulk chasing one of Jerry's girlfriends down a hallway wrapped in a towel...

[Illiterati-migration]

But what the hell does he have to be so angry about???

 

Did you miss my now-classic post earlier in this very thread?

 

No wonder the Hulk is so mad... all that meat in those tiny purple pants?

 

Okay, 'House, you're tall, we get it. Honestly, this guy...

 

 

 

Oh, you really DIDN'T get the joke?? You are a lucky man, my friend!

 

[lighthouse]

But what the hell does he have to be so angry about???

 

The fact that he'd just been swimming in a cold pool right before that photo was taken.

 

"HULK WAS IN POOL! HULK WAS IN POOL!" Somehow, I just can't see Hulk chasing one of Jerry's girlfriends down a hallway wrapped in a towel...

 

Sure you can... I think that's an upcoming story in Twisted Toyfare Theatre...

[DiceX]

Mr Banner...

Could you come up to the chalk board and show the class how to calculate the answer to this problem?

 

[fazman]

The HULK, AKA John Holmes.

 

 

[HighVoltage]

Mr Banner...

Could you come up to the chalk board and show the class how to calculate the answer to this problem?

 

 

"Uhhhhhhh... I take a zero instead, Mr. Warren."

[towards2112]

Hmmmm............must be [!@#%^&^] envy.............