Designer Toast

I finally took Kraven around the University of Oregon...

Oh. No. Kraven, what have you done??

Love me some ROM! Glad to see IDW is bringing it back. I have the entire run and loved it as a kid. I have no doubt IDW is going to take it to the next level. Rumor was going around that Randy Bowen had sculpted a 14" ROM statue.

"Goodnight, boardies!"

After a long day, I helped Kraven set his bed up. Kraven said he was going to hit the hay and do a little reading...

Once the modular unit arrives for Kraven, I promised him we'd paint and get him situated. I did emphasize Kraven was on his own where his inflatable companion was concerned...

I must say, I was damn impressed with Kraven's machete prowess.

Kraven went right back to his roots and decided to do it big game style. "If you can't do it with a machete, you're weak and worthless!," growled Kraven.

Then again, Kraven could appreciate taking the appropriate steps to correctly assemble something... ...or not...

Kraven said "screw the instructions" and moved on. after all, he was Kraven The Hunter and would not stand for defeat in any realm...

Kraven, as many of us experience, was a bit frustrated with the instructions. Kraven could read every language the instructions were in because of his travels around the world, but he could not decipher the low-res printed prictures.

Kraven dove right in the box with his new bedroom set, giggling that he'd save "Betty" for later.

One package in particular caught my attention. Clearly this is why Kraven developed a sudden need for privacy. Free will, man,free will...and who am I to judge Kraven?

Some packages arrived for Kraven for his new soon-to-be installed quarters. Kraven was pretty happy...

Kraven was enjoying his stay but said he'd like a little space. We initially went hunting for a place for Kraven, but he didn't find anything he liked. Being a college town, there wasn't really anything with a lot of space Kraven could afford - his travels were starting to hit his bank account a bit. mess, it looked like Kraven might have to get a job... I told Kraven I'd have a modular home installed on the property and he could come and go as he pleased. Kraven was pretty excited about it and told me he had a delivery from Ikea coming. Kraven decided to whip out his emergency credit card and put it to use.

Kraven went on a sting operation with me today. Pics to follow in the next few days. In the meantime, Kraven did get an IKEA delivery and helped me set up my new drum kit

Probably. Hopefully he'll behave.

I admit I panicked a bit and was feeling pretty embarrassed. Luckily, my wife knew exactly how to put Kraven back in line. My wife... Once Kraven had calmed down, he apologized and said he wasn't sure what had come over him. I enjoyed the meal as much as I could, but I was becoming more and more concerned about Kraven's irrational and unpredictable behavior. I began to seriously ponder what I had gotten myself into...

Kraven then stood up and began screaming about UFOs, chemtrails, and something about a clown conspiracy with the Kardashians, and that the Kardashians were all reptilians sucking the life force from the planet. Okay, hard to argue with that last one, but Kraven was out of line and stepped right over it when he challenged an 80 year old guy in a wheelchair to real life match of Rainbow 6. "I'll come as Frost, you old mother fu..."

But the coloring didn't last long and Kraven started making some ridiculous demands, including asking to order him a pizza delivery from Domino's and asking where the strippers and midgets were. Kraven also demanded a carousel ride and a violin playing clown for entertainment.

We arrived at the restaurant and Kraven seemed to be in a very serine place...coloring seems to be the trick...

My daughter decided to let Kraven sit with her while we drove over to a late Father's Day lunch. My daughter insisted Kraven comewith us. Kraven seems to keep himself in check a little better when she's around...it might have to do with the promise of dressing him up in Barbie and Monster High clothes...