Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen for the win here. Because in the CW universe, every character on a superhero show is also a superhero (ex: Jimmy is lame-o Guardian on Supergirl, or at least he was when I stopped watching because I don't watch Supergirl for team Supergirl, Arrow for team Arrow, Flash for team Flash, etc. so I stopped watching them all). Also, I stopped watching Riverdale because it was a little too much teeny-bopper for me and I started to feel like a dirty old man, but that is neither here nor there. At any rate, Juggy was busy eating burgers and shakes at Pop's and even lame-o Guardian was able to sneak up on him and take him out in one blow.