Sing along everyone.......
Comics in boxes with no packing peanuts,
No bubble wrapping, no stuffing, no kleenex.
Brown paper packages, tied tightly with string,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Rust covered staples and clipped "Value Stamps"
My GA collection downstairs in the damp.
Postal deliveries left out in the rain,
These are deliveries I cannot explain.
El Marko'd Stan sigs that look like a bug
The start of a spine split that somebody tugged
New improved slabs with Newtonian rings,
These are a few of my favorite things
Dog-eared pages,
Detached covers,
A Spine roll that's really bad
It's then I remember my favorite things
And then I feel like.... I've been had.