Mr.Mcknowitall

Never doubt he who badgers.....

Anybody playing McDonalds Monopoly, which is pretty much everybody in the world including England and Australia, knows this.

I like you. I like people that look for the bright side.

The question was smartest, not dumbest

Don't get carried away, now.......

OK. If you think that stops any opening or seizure, I won't argue. Put a little white powder in it. Or better yet, some MJ blooms. Or some gun powder. Mail away.....

USPS (and the U.S. Government) can intercept and open any U.S. Mail they want, with proper legal procedures.

Can I mail the dead flowers back by media mail? If they are lost, can I get paid for them? Think about all the people cheated that mail flowers by USPS to a cemetery.

Exactly...that got him a lot of love. "Kids, go to mom's and dad's wallets, and send in the pieces of green paper to Uncle Soupy....."

One word....frogs.

Excuse me but to play baseball you need a bat and a ball and a glove. Otherwise, what you have is a servant in the Forbidden City. i believe you are referring to a twanger, as in Soupy Sales. A twanger is not a wanger.

Excuse me.... may I present Mr. Jenner. Somebody might think they are a girl, but a wanger is a wanger.

We will see if you are right about that. You will be hearing from MY Lawyer, J. Noble Daggett.

Any Regrets have to be cleared thru The Thing.

Car slams into train. Train disintegrates... who woulda thunk?

None needed at all. I realized you had just read a bit to fast. If I thought you were being serious, I would have sued your azz. (just in case).

I know. I am really starting to get confused about the whole thing....who's on first....

Actually, I was backing you........and I don't collect comics, I just come here to learn about them and I do learn a lot. If you read my response a little slower, and not in anger and with a sense of satire, you may understand my position. It is OK. I am often misunderstood, ESPECIALLY by he who you responded to. I assure you the pack you propose would crumble under foot with the first joined step. I have never ever bought a slab but if I was to do so, however painful it may be for me to say it, I would seek the advice of Donut and Vintage. So there is that. Of course I would probably end up filing a lawsuit against both of them.

Under the proposed slander suit you have responded to, via your able clarification, would it not be a counter suit for corporate slander (treble damages?), available in your cupboard to use?

But at least they sold and the money is going to a good cause. I just think I should have been selected as the bestest of the bestest offers, and I didn't ask for or need no stinkin' return policy.

I know. It is how I survive.

I understand your confusion. Baffles are a device that regulates light, but can also regulate fluid flow. So you have a bit of both mechanical engineering and electrical engineering, when baffled. Baffles are also a sort of barrier that stops interference between sound waves in a speaker. Is it possible you missed the opportunity to avail yourself of that use?

Except if returning under a different persona.