I remember helping my sister move once. It was late at night, we had loaded up the truck with everything, and we were exhausted sitting on the floor of a now-empty apartment. We had put a frozen pizza in the oven, which was the last item in the house. When I took it out, I promptly dropped it cheese-side down on the floor. It was a sad time. But I did end up eating some of the crust that was face up.
Oops, was that a personal story?
Yes. Yes it was. Now tell the truth. You didn't eat just the crust did you? DID YOU???