What do you do with your peanuts?

[scottish]

No. Not the dry or honey roasted Planter's treats or even better the warm, salty bag you get at the local baseball stadium (okay - this is sounding a bit weird now).

 

I'm talking of the little buggers that you get in packages and such. Maybe it's me, but trying to put the dang things in a trash bag is like trying to remove a virus from the tenth circle of you know what. I'm sure it's some form of explainable science, but the little *spoons* just won't let go of my freakin' hand!

 

I hate to throw them out to the landfill considering they're styrofoam and will be here long after the toughest cockroach has breathed it's last, but I now have THREE LARGE green garbage bags stuffed to the gills of the dang things and I'm just not shipping anything to get rid of the buggers!

 

And Vince - no freakin' comments on how soon my next selling spree will commence!

 

So what do you do the alleviate your space of these devils?

[greggy]

Sell another GL 76 and throw them in a box way too big for it.

 

Ummm....sell some junk and reuse them

[scottish]

Sell another GL 76 and throw them in a box way too big for it.

 

Ummm....sell some junk and reuse them

 

By all means let me rummage through the many *spare* GL 76 issues I have lying about the house!

 

I have no *junk* All my possessions are priceless works of art.

[greggy]

Sell another GL 76 and throw them in a box way too big for it.

 

Ummm....sell some junk and reuse them

 

By all means let me rummage through the many *spare* GL 76 issues I have lying about the house!

 

I have no *junk* All my possessions are priceless works of art.

Burn them and get high from them.

[Comicdey]

send em on with the next package.

[cd4ever]

Make peanut butter then enclose that in my next box to Divad.

[scottish]

send em on with the next package.

 

Ideal, but I'm not selling at the moment (go away Vince!) so they just keep breeding like Tribbles.

[scottish]

Make peanut butter then enclose that in my next box to Divad.

 

Do you have the recipe handy? I'm a little concerned as to the effect on any kitchen device used to do the melting...

[ArAich]

Flush them down the toilet...

[BlowUpTheMoon]

Plant them in your garden. Water regularly.

[scottish]

Flush them down the toilet...

 

[chromium]

Put the closed bags in front of your house, label them with "Fragile" stickers and then get in your car and go for a drive.

They should have magically disappeared within the hour. (thumbs u

[scottish]

Put the closed bags in front of your house, label them with "Fragile" stickers and then get in your car and go for a drive.

They should have magically disappeared within the hour. (thumbs u

 

Best suggestion so far! I'll have to test that out! Thanks! (thumbs u

[chromium]

Put the closed bags in front of your house, label them with "Fragile" stickers and then get in your car and go for a drive.

They should have magically disappeared within the hour. (thumbs u

 

Best suggestion so far! I'll have to test that out! Thanks! (thumbs u

 

Anything to help

 

If you want to be really sure, just leave them in your car.

Everett's car theft rate was one of the highest in the nation for the last 5 years.

[Mushie]

Take them to your local elementary school or YMCA to see if the kids would like to use them for their art projects.

[Mephisto]

Sell them. You know that less fortunate people actually have to buy these things.

[dunefan]

In the past, I've donated a bag or two to the local Mailboxes, etc, or UPS store, etc.

[143ksk]

One of my cats likes to eat them...

[eddly]

I mail kids to third world countries.

 

[binarysunrise]

One of my cats likes to eat them...

 

The biodegradable ones I swear are edible. My dog eats them like popcorn. I have a get-rich-quick scheme planned in which I add barbecue flavor to them and sell small bags for $8 at Petsmart....