List your favorite eBay marketing phrases that does nothing to help sell a comic

[tabcom]

List your favorite eBay marketing phrases that does nothing to help sell a comic book.

 

Top of my list is, 'Movie Coming Out Soon'.

As stated in another thread, 'CGC it' is a worthless throw away line also.

 

What Doctor of consumerism thought that these phrases would motivate a prospective lurker to bid up the price?

 

add to the list . . .

 

[Old Fashion PB and J]

Best one I saw today... Avengers lot 260-260 whatever SECRET INVASION...

 

I swear I am gonna see BATMAN with SECRET INVASION next to it...

[awe4one]

"I know nothing about comics..."

 

Jim

[JLA_ALL_THE_WAY]

Rare

Scarce

Collectable

Collectible

Variant

Varient

Low Production Run

Aquaman Appearance

Rob Liefield

Tied for 4th on the Census, only 29 higher

 

 

Rick

 

[Old Fashion PB and J]

"I know nothing about comics..."

 

Jim

 

ooooo.. Good one !

[COI]

This is not a phrase and it's not concerning comics, but I felt compelled to buy a kitten from this lady:

 

 

 

[mackenzie999]

"I'm not an expert in grading" followed by "no refunds, sold as is"

[nik]

This is not a phrase and it's not concerning comics, but I felt compelled to buy a kitten from this lady:

 

 

 

Titties.. er... I mean kitties

[Sal]

RARE

 

/thread

[eddly]

Just found in my father's attic

Never read

PGX

[goldust40]

In the old days of ebay, one irritating thing that sellers did (that you don't see that much any more) was the word L@@K!!! in their auction title.

 

A few others:-

 

"Freshly graded from CGC" Yeah, so?

 

"Bid early and bid often!!" Always a favourite, that one.

 

"VIVID!!" In other words, the art on the comic is visible. I suppose that helps.

 

 

 

 

[Count]

"My uncle left me...."

 

"My Husbands pride and Joy...."

 

"recently widowed..."

[evilsly]

"undergraded by cgc"

 

 

[Flee-Marquette]

"comes with original bag and board!"

 

[Zonker]

"excellent condition for its age "

[Sal]

"comes with original bag and board!"

 

We would also accept "still in its original wrapper."

 

[silverage12c]

Tied for 4th on the Census, only 29 higher

[Pitboss]

Great candidate for re-sub.....

[slackjawcomics]

"undergraded by cgc"

 

 

That is my favorite.......all are a excellent candidate for resubmission.

[OldGuy]

Good

Good+

G/VG

VG-

VG

VG+

VG/F

Fine-

Fine

Fine+

F/VF

VF-

VF

VF+

VF/NM

NM-

NM

NM+

NM/M

Mint