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The Official The Walking Dead Discussion Thread
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If Chuck Norris had been around there wouldn't have been a zombie outbreak. WD's reality must not have had a Chuck Norris to begin with.

 

 

 

Quoting directly from the Chuck Norris Bible...the King Charles Edition...

 

"And LO, though the Norris layeth the smacketh down in such great and terrible numbers that there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. The smiting hand and foot of the judgment giver struck with such smiting force that the hapless frail enemy of the granter of the donkey kick were dispatched from this existence and set free this mortal coil.

 

The witless, the hapless, the evil and those named Abdul, Rawley, or Trau were sent from this world is such numbers more than sufficient to overflow the ferry man's boats to the underworld. So many overflowing boats that the gates of the underworld were filled beyond their brim, and when there was no more room in hell, the Dead Walked the Earth."

 

It's all very clear if you just study your scripture.

 

The Zombie Apocalypse is all Chuck Norris' doing, he ran out of asses to kick so he made sure they came back for one more woopin'.

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Rick even looks like a young C.N.

 

Wonder if he'll meet Bruce Lee's zombie and battle once more! :slapfight:

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anyone recognize the artwork?

 

dead.jpg

 

 

Well it's obviously Adlard...pretty cool.

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