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An Exciting New Poll !!!!!!!!!!

Started by The Black Hand ®,

What would you rather have?  

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  1. 1. What would you rather have?

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The Black Hand ®

The Black Hand ®

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Damn...this is a tough one...

 

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO THROW BIEL INTO THE MIX!!!!!!!!!!

 

I wanted to make it a bit more difficult. As an old, old, guy, I don't succumb as easily to pleasure of the flesh, but I imagine option 3 is a tough one for all you younger guys out there.

 

You're old, not ing embalmed! :makepoint:

 

Don't get me started on how old I feel. I've got one foot in the grave and another foot on a banana peel. My prostate is the size of an apple. I've had so many surgeries they're thinking of naming a new wing at the hospital after me.

 

You sound like you need the attentions of a naughty nurse. hm

 

 

Shhh...my wife will try to put a catheter in me. :eek: She was a nurse for 41 years.

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Aman619

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BANGZOOM in a heartbeat. no contest! Id love the Alba/Biel twofer, sure, but lets face it, how much fun would it be when they arent into it??? I can hear them now: "Hey fanboy, you done yet? This may be your fantasy but it aint doin nothing for me!"

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Comicdey

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bangzoom.....comics.

 

even though I'm sure I could get the two girls to stay forever with me after one night... :acclaim:

 

After a week or two, I'd get tired of them and the wife would make me kick them out. :sumo:

 

Bangzooms comics are forever :cloud9:

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G.A.tor

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BANGZOOM in a heartbeat. no contest! Id love the Alba/Biel twofer, sure, but lets face it, how much fun would it be when they arent into it??? I can hear them now: "Hey fanboy, you done yet? This may be your fantasy but it aint doin nothing for me!"

ah, but since this is a fanboy fantasy, you know that the 2 of them have to be "into it" if you know what i mean :)

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ArAich

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My prostate is the size of an apple.

 

Like a Granny Smith or a Golden Delicious???...inquiring minds wanna know... hm

 

 

BTW...I voted Bangzoom...sex is overrated.... :insane:

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Comicdey

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My prostate is the size of an apple.

 

Like a Granny Smith or a Golden Delicious???...inquiring minds wanna know... hm

 

 

BTW...I voted Bangzoom...sex is overrated.... :insane:

 

where's that hurling gremlin again>.......

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