absurd ebay listings

[nickwire]

seeing as i had so much fun with that xmen listing, i thought i'd start a thread where anyone can put up any laughable ebay (or other) auctions for our amusement, what ya think?

[BlowUpTheMoon]

....and try to use screenshots since eBay listings disappear after time....

[EvilAsh]

Well, this isn't comic related, but anyone want to explain to my why this auction is at $70?

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/100-EMPTY-CAN-OF-DIET-COKE-WITH-LIME_W0QQitemZ110264817710QQihZ001QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Sal]

Well, this isn't comic related, but anyone want to explain to my why this auction is at $70?

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/100-EMPTY-CAN-OF-DIET-COKE-WITH-LIME_W0QQitemZ110264817710QQihZ001QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

probably for the same reason this identical auction ended at over $400.

 

[sterlingcomics]

Well, this isn't comic related, but anyone want to explain to my why this auction is at $70?

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/100-EMPTY-CAN-OF-DIET-COKE-WITH-LIME_W0QQitemZ110264817710QQihZ001QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Has to be shilled. If that works I've got millions of golden goodies waiting for the bay.

[EvilAsh]

Well, this isn't comic related, but anyone want to explain to my why this auction is at $70?

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/100-EMPTY-CAN-OF-DIET-COKE-WITH-LIME_W0QQitemZ110264817710QQihZ001QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

probably for the same reason this identical auction ended at over $400.

 

 

What the

 

People are freakin' nuts

[Sal]

I think there's some sort of clue system hidden in the listing about what you really get, but I'm not going through the trouble to find it.

[thehumantorch]

The guys has multiple empty cans sold, makes no sense. Is he selling drugs? He also sells plastic cubes of shredded $$. Strange.

 

That section of Ebay always has entertaining auctions. Cheese Toast in the shape of Jesus, etc.

[seanfingh]

Well, this isn't comic related, but anyone want to explain to my why this auction is at $70?

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/100-EMPTY-CAN-OF-DIET-COKE-WITH-LIME_W0QQitemZ110264817710QQihZ001QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

Buy this and see:

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110249928820&ssPageName=MERC_VI_RSCC_Pr4_PcY_ClassIfIeDAD_Stores_IT&refitem=110264817710&itemcount=4&refwidgetloc=active_view_item&usedrule1=StoreCatToStoreCat&refwidgettype=cross_promot_widget&_trksid=p284.m184&_trkparms=algo%3DDR%26its%3DS%252BI%252BSS%26itu%3DISS%252BUCI%252BSI%26otn%3D4

[thehumantorch]

Well, this isn't comic related, but anyone want to explain to my why this auction is at $70?

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/100-EMPTY-CAN-OF-DIET-COKE-WITH-LIME_W0QQitemZ110264817710QQihZ001QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

Buy this and see:

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110249928820&ssPageName=MERC_VI_RSCC_Pr4_PcY_ClassIfIeDAD_Stores_IT&refitem=110264817710&itemcount=4&refwidgetloc=active_view_item&usedrule1=StoreCatToStoreCat&refwidgettype=cross_promot_widget&_trksid=p284.m184&_trkparms=algo%3DDR%26its%3DS%252BI%252BSS%26itu%3DISS%252BUCI%252BSI%26otn%3D4

 

All will be revealed!

[BlowUpTheMoon]

You can find the secret to these auctions HERE. Basically the money is returned to you for the free publicity. Or so the site says.

 

 

[Wally's Comics]

All will be revealed!

 

but, do I want to see it???

 

[seanfingh]

 

Too slow, Christian.

[nickwire]

check out the seller whiz67, he never actually says what books you'd be getting if you win, yea, like ebay # 180256427222

[Pitboss]

check out the seller whiz67, he never actually says what books you'd be getting if you win, yea, like ebay # 180256427222

 

Link for the lazy:

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180256427222&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%3A80%2Fsearch%2Fsearch.dll%3Ffrom%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dm37%26satitle%3D%2B180256427222%2B%26category0%3D%26fvi%3D1

[OldGuy]

I posted this auction about four years ago.

 

Download the pdf

[showcase4]

http://cgi.ebay.com/AMAZING-LIFE-SIZE-REPLICA-OF-WONDER-WOMAN_W0QQitemZ260255435387QQihZ016QQcategoryZ35772QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[seanfingh]

http://cgi.ebay.com/AMAZING-LIFE-SIZE-REPLICA-OF-WONDER-WOMAN_W0QQitemZ260255435387QQihZ016QQcategoryZ35772QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear greggy, happy birthday to you.

[cd4ever]

http://cgi.ebay.com/AMAZING-LIFE-SIZE-REPLICA-OF-WONDER-WOMAN_W0QQitemZ260255435387QQihZ016QQcategoryZ35772QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Local pick up?

[BlowUpTheMoon]