OT: Chuck Norris

[s-man]

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

 

A little TMI

[s-man]

You've got to try this, my son showed it to me the other day.

 

Go to google

Type in - searching for chuck norris

then press - I feel lucky

 

It's a hoot!

 

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

[CJ]

You've got to try this, my son showed it to me the other day.

 

Go to google

Type in - searching for chuck norris

then press - I feel lucky

 

It's a hoot!

 

 

That was Great!

 

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

 

 

 

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

 

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

 

Suggestions:

 

Run, before he finds you

Try a different person

 

[sd2416]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

[FullOnHorror]

Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.

[Bonds25]

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried.

[Leescomics]

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now called "The Islands".

[G.A.tor]

he was always ahead of the style curve, wasn't he

[Billy the Kidd]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

[Superman2006]

You've got to try this, my son showed it to me the other day.

 

Go to google

Type in - searching for chuck norris

then press - I feel lucky

 

It's a hoot!

 

Good stuff JazzMan! As was the Chuck Norris Facts website - I checked it out last Xmas and it was awesome! (thumbs u

[Mac Man]

 

 

• When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
  
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  

[Billy the Kidd]

 

 

• When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
  
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  

 

:roflmao:good one!