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Dena vs Greggy

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DiceX

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Dena went down to the message board, she was lookin' for a soul to steal.

She was in a bind 'cos she was way behind, and she was willin' to make a deal.

 

When she came across this young man readin' a hundred pager while sittin' on the pot.

And Dena jumped up on his stack of Wonder Woman, 'n said "boy, let me tell you what".

 

"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a forum member too.

"And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

"Now you post a pretty good graemlin, boy, but give ol' Dena her due.

"I'll bet a comic of brass against your azz, 'cos I think I'm better than you."

 

The boy said "My name's Greggy and it might be a sin,

"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

 

Greggy you loosin' up your hole and post your graemlins hard.

'Cos hells broke loose on the internet, and Dena deals the cards.

And if you win you get this shiny comic made of brass.

But if you lose, Dena gets your azz.

 

Dena opened up her can and she said: "I'll start this show."

And fire flew from her keyboard as readied her foot to kick his hole.

And she posted a monster graemlin that made an evil hiss.

Then a band of demons joined in and it looked something like this.

 

gremlin1.jpg

 

When Dena finished, Greggy said: "Well you're pretty good there, hun.

"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

 

Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.

:sumo::sumo::sumo::sumo::sumo::sumo::sumo::sumo::sumo::sumo::sumo:

 

Dena's in the house of the graemlin sun.

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

 

High grade romance makes me spend my dough.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

"Danny, are your books trimmed?" "No, child, no."

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

:makepoint::makepoint::makepoint::makepoint::makepoint::makepoint::makepoint::makepoint::makepoint:

:cloud9::cloud9::cloud9::cloud9::cloud9::cloud9::cloud9::cloud9::cloud9::cloud9::cloud9:

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:golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap:

 

:popcorn:

 

Dena raised her brow because she knew that she'd been beat.

But she planted her foot in Greggy's azz and banned him for a week.

Dena said: "Greggy just come on back if you ever want to try again.

"I told you once, you whiny little tit, I'm the best that's ever been."

:whatev:

 

 

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