I've gone over to the .....Dark Side. The Canadian Dark Side....

[joe_collector]

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

[THE_BEYONDER]

I was wondering when the obligatory "Dateless Nerd Porn" post would occur - it's like clockwork around here.

 

I do my best to appease the wishes of this community.

[THE_BEYONDER]

I always knew you were patriotic Chris. (thumbs u

 

I love my country....

[thirdgreenham]

Welcome to the boards, Rook.

 

Andy

[Kevin Boyd]

We even have people that make comics... www.joeshusterawards.com

[Rook]

Thanks Andy, been reading the boards for a few years, so figured it's time I finally start posting.

[THE_BEYONDER]

Thanks Andy, been reading the boards for a few years, so figured it's time I finally start posting.

 

Not getting enough abuse at home?

 

 

Welcome to your new addiction.....

[Ringfinger]

Nice spray. Is it Labatt flavored?

[thehumantorch]

Mike, are you bringing a supply of this stuff to SDCC?

[lizards2]

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

Not as easy as it sounds...., but then..., you're Canadian..., so you know that....,

[nickwire]

be on the lookout for the limited edition "quebec poutine flavour"

[Senormac]

Mike, are you bringing a supply of this stuff to SDCC?

 

haha.....but no. I'm sure there will be enough Canadians to freshen up the place already

[davidpg]

be on the lookout for the limited edition "quebec poutine flavour"

 

Ah, poutine.

 

I make homemade pouine au foie gras...

 

 

À la Au Pied de Cochon here in Montreal...

 

...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

 

 

[CAMPER49]

Hey, this says it all....eh!!!

 

http://home7.swipnet.se/~w-72891/CanadianClub/CCsales/ad.html

 

 

Or here's a different version from a Quebecer (can't access the video from the office).

Me, I speak two language...H'English da best!

 

I'm not unemployed or smuggling cigarettes across the border

I don't eat Pepsi and May West for breakfast

I don't watch da hockey game doing it doggie-style

And no, I don't know Claude, Manon, or François in Abitibi-Témiscamingue

But I'm sure they all have nice teeth

 

I smoke in church

I speak Québecois in joual, not French or English

I pronounce it "tird", not third

And eating French fries with cheese makes sense, mon ostie,

I believe in a distinct society, as long as someone else pays for it

I believe in language-police, not equal rights

And, calisse, I believe that Club Super-Sex is an appropriate place

for my wife and me to celebrate our anniversaire

What the hell, she goes on at ten anyway

 

In Québec, the Stanley Cup actually comes around more often than

Halley's comet

I can get beer at the dépanneur, not the convenience store

And maybe I can't turn right on a red light

But tabarnak, I can go right through it

Because Québec is the world's largest producer of maple syrup

The home of Céline Dion and Roch Voisine

The land where everybody is shacking up and the legal drinking age is

just a suggestion

 

Je m'appelle Guy, and I am not Canadian

 

Mot, t'a dit, tabarnak, ostie.

Merci, salut la vedette

 

[piper]

Hey, this says it all....eh!!!

 

http://home7.swipnet.se/~w-72891/CanadianClub/CCsales/ad.html

 

 

Or here's a different version from a Quebecer (can't access the video from the office).

Me, I speak two language...H'English da best!

 

I'm not unemployed or smuggling cigarettes across the border

I don't eat Pepsi and May West for breakfast

I don't watch da hockey game doing it doggie-style

And no, I don't know Claude, Manon, or François in Abitibi-Témiscamingue

But I'm sure they all have nice teeth

 

I smoke in church

I speak Québecois in joual, not French or English

I pronounce it "tird", not third

And eating French fries with cheese makes sense, mon ostie,

I believe in a distinct society, as long as someone else pays for it

I believe in language-police, not equal rights

And, calisse, I believe that Club Super-Sex is an appropriate place

for my wife and me to celebrate our anniversaire

What the hell, she goes on at ten anyway

 

In Québec, the Stanley Cup actually comes around more often than

Halley's comet

I can get beer at the dépanneur, not the convenience store

And maybe I can't turn right on a red light

But tabarnak, I can go right through it

Because Québec is the world's largest producer of maple syrup

The home of Céline Dion and Roch Voisine

The land where everybody is shacking up and the legal drinking age is

just a suggestion

 

Je m'appelle Guy, and I am not Canadian

 

Mot, t'a dit, tabarnak, ostie.

Merci, salut la vedette

 

[Senormac]

Hey, this says it all....eh!!!

 

http://home7.swipnet.se/~w-72891/CanadianClub/CCsales/ad.html

 

 

Or here's a different version from a Quebecer (can't access the video from the office).

Me, I speak two language...H'English da best!

 

I'm not unemployed or smuggling cigarettes across the border

I don't eat Pepsi and May West for breakfast

I don't watch da hockey game doing it doggie-style

And no, I don't know Claude, Manon, or François in Abitibi-Témiscamingue

But I'm sure they all have nice teeth

 

I smoke in church

I speak Québecois in joual, not French or English

I pronounce it "tird", not third

And eating French fries with cheese makes sense, mon ostie,

I believe in a distinct society, as long as someone else pays for it

I believe in language-police, not equal rights

And, calisse, I believe that Club Super-Sex is an appropriate place

for my wife and me to celebrate our anniversaire

What the hell, she goes on at ten anyway

 

In Québec, the Stanley Cup actually comes around more often than

Halley's comet

I can get beer at the dépanneur, not the convenience store

And maybe I can't turn right on a red light

But tabarnak, I can go right through it

Because Québec is the world's largest producer of maple syrup

The home of Céline Dion and Roch Voisine

The land where everybody is shacking up and the legal drinking age is

just a suggestion

 

Je m'appelle Guy, and I am not Canadian

 

Mot, t'a dit, tabarnak, ostie.

Merci, salut la vedette

 

 

eh?

[Rabidcamel]

Damn...I've never seen that product before. Is that what I was missing. Make my lips ubber freshness! Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh!!!

[thehumantorch]

Mike, are you bringing a supply of this stuff to SDCC?

 

haha.....but no. I'm sure there will be enough Canadians to freshen up the place already

 

Yes, the gamey smell of wet beaver.

[Senormac]

Mike, are you bringing a supply of this stuff to SDCC?

 

haha.....but no. I'm sure there will be enough Canadians to freshen up the place already

 

Yes, the gamey smell of wet beaver.

 

WHOA.....be careful with kind of talk Dave......!!! The mods are lurking !!

[porcupine48]

Mike, are you bringing a supply of this stuff to SDCC?

 

haha.....but no. I'm sure there will be enough Canadians to freshen up the place already

 

Yes, the gamey smell of wet beaver.

 

WHOA.....be careful with kind of talk Dave......!!! The mods are lurking !!

 

smell of.. ..wet...aaaaahahahahahahahah ..

oh that's grand..