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Has Gene Simmons been working out lately?

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JerryZ

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Two things:

 

1. Are you talking about THE Cobo Hall?

Where most of Alive was recorded?

Where KISS started to make it big?

Where thier most famous live video was made?

Where, if there is a f u c ki ng GOD, I will be able to visit before I die?

 

2. "Kinda weak"!!!!!!!!!

Best thing they've done for twenty years!!!

Are you damned nuts?!?!

 

 

Sorry 'bout the language.

I've had a three hour liquid lunch!

 

 

 

I like em too and Ill be there at Cobo tommorow night BUT that song is kinda weak IMO

Their setlist for tommorow is exactly the same as Alive 1.

Thats what Im talking about :headbang:

 

YES THE Cobo hall..Detroit Rock City . TONIGHT..

 

 

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DiceX

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Two things:

 

1. Are you talking about THE Cobo Hall?

Where most of Alive was recorded?

Where KISS started to make it big?

Where thier most famous live video was made?

Where, if there is a f u c ki ng GOD, I will be able to visit before I die?

 

2. "Kinda weak"!!!!!!!!!

Best thing they've done for twenty years!!!

Are you damned nuts?!?!

 

 

Sorry 'bout the language.

I've had a three hour liquid lunch!

 

 

 

I like em too and Ill be there at Cobo tommorow night BUT that song is kinda weak IMO

Their setlist for tommorow is exactly the same as Alive 1.

Thats what Im talking about :headbang:

 

YES THE Cobo hall..Detroit Rock City . TONIGHT..

 

 

(worship)

 

 

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Boozad

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I see they hid the family jewels... :blush:

 

I watched his sex video. He didn't need a lot to hide them.

I was devastated. :cry:

 

 

Why?!

 

Because he is my favorite member of the greatest band to ever walk the earth. I've been a fan since I was 6 years old. I grew up with my walls covered in their images and constantly listening to their music.

 

The God of Thunder, who has copulated with thousands of women, who has his pick of millions, was filmed having sex with a hidden camera. When I heard about it, I frantically searched the net until I found it.

 

Clicking on the play button, I was expecting billowing plumes of fire to burst from the ground as a fissure in the earth opened. Smoke and flame surround him as he climbs out of the bowels of hell to take his fair maiden who was screaming in protest, bound by the chains of the alter. The loud clap of thunder from every step as he walks to take his pure and innocent sacrifice. A fierce and monstrous beast is unleashed which causes the fair maiden to scream before she faints.

 

Well...given the pedestal I had him on, that's what I was expecting.

What I saw was a middle aged guy with a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle-bitty peepee who didn't have the decency to take off his socks and tee shirt. The video showed the whole act, start to finish, including undressing and foreplay, and lasted a total of a minute and a half.

 

I was left questioning my own place in the universe! :cry:

 

 

Aaah OK lol

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the blob

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I see they hid the family jewels... :blush:

 

I watched his sex video. He didn't need a lot to hide them.

I was devastated. :cry:

 

good, there's hope for us all.

 

i guess he makes up for it with his 10 inch long tongue

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the blob

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I'm a huge Pearl Jam fan and I haven't had the slightest inclination to see Vedder's junk. And regardless of what size it is, I doubt it'd affect my perception of him as a rockstar. But most importantly-- if I saw Vedder's junk it would be BY ACCIDENT. You don't see anyone else on these boards clamoring for a Stan Lee sex tape to turn up.

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The Pearl Jam mystique has nothing to do with how many groupies they've slept with and which playmate they're married to/cohabitating with. The Kiss mystique does. Eddy Vedder could be gay for all we know.

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DiceX

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I see they hid the family jewels... :blush:

 

I watched his sex video. He didn't need a lot to hide them.

I was devastated. :cry:

 

good, there's hope for us all.

 

i guess he makes up for it with his 10 inch long tongue

 

*It was then that the voice of reason entered the conversation...* (worship)

 

Probably why I have a little short tongue. hm

 

 

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the blob

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What's worse is that, in retrospect, the way it's worded makes it sound like *I* want a Stan sex tape to turn up.

 

-Rob-

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come on, the way Stan had himself drawn in 70's Marvel comics (Magnum PI stache, thick head of hair, broad shoulders, etc.) --- as opposed to what he actually looked like --- he was practically trying to portray himself as some sort of 70's porn star

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dekeuk

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What are the audiences like for KISS concerts these days?

 

Do many fans still dress up as their favorite KISS character?

 

Is it mostly a bunch of middle aged guys at these shows, or are they still attracting hot girls under 25 years of age to their shows?

 

 

 

 

 

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