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Superman

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BaltimoreLauren

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I still want to know how he got Lois Lane pregnant without blowing her womb out the other side of her body.

 

 

 

-slym

 

I must know this answer.

 

 

For science.

 

Now, back to the topic. I think Superman honestly cares about Earth. The people who showed him love/whom he loves reside here, and he is the typical boy scout, so you know.

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gaz2810i

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I still want to know how he got Lois Lane pregnant without blowing her womb out the other side of her body.

 

 

 

-slym

:roflmao:

 

I've never considered this before but I will be thinking about it as I sleep tonight :o

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slym2none

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No one here has seen Mallrats???

 

Jeez.....

 

T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.

Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.

T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.

Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?

T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?

Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

T.S. Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?

 

 

 

-slym

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LloydJBailey

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lol, I got the joke, don't worry sir! :golfclap::P

 

No one here has seen Mallrats???

 

Jeez.....

 

T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.

Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.

T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.

Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?

T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?

Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

T.S. Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?

 

 

 

-slym

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thedude

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I still want to know how he got Lois Lane pregnant without blowing her womb out the other side of her body.

 

 

 

-slym

 

If your referring to the Superman movies, I believe he was depowered at the time of conception.

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catrick339

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...and ALL of this thrread was long ago considered and written out by Larry Niven, check his short story collections for the title "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" for a tremendously good laugh.

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