Favorite Bumper Sticker Saying...

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[Dick Pontoon]

My other ride is your wife.

[Boozad]

[short_box-migration]

Okay so its rainy..Very slow at the store today so let have fun.. I was driving the other day I saw this bumper sticker thought is great..So I'll start and anyone want to jump in please..247 bones in my body but not one in my pocket!!!

 

The human body has 247 bones? Guess the writer doesn't know about Google...

[bedrockcomics]

[MrBedrock]

"If you are going to ride my azz...

at least pull my hair"

[Marvelfangirl]

NUKE THE WHALES

[AtlasT]

Years ago, a very popular BS was, "Honk if you love Jesus"

 

One day I saw, "Honk if you ARE Jesus"

[thehumantorch]

Years ago, a very popular BS was, "Honk if you love Jesus"

 

One day I saw, "Honk if you ARE Jesus"

 

Tons of Jesus' in NYC then.

[Not*Sure*]

I used to have one that said "My other ride is your Mom" When I lived in San Diego I had my car plastered from one end to the next with the most offensive stickers I could find. Actually the guys I worked with started it by giving me these Mexican slang ones and then I started just collecting rude ones. Sometimes a guy would pull up next to me and look at me like he was going to get mad at the "guy driving" then figure I was someone's girlfriend driving a guy's car and drive on..

 

I only avoided ones that dissed cops..but I had several that advertised porn sites..hilarious..

[Mr 9.8]

The Klingon Prime Derective: KILL IT!!!

[Not*Sure*]

I've got one now that says

you

you :censored:ing

 

but it's not on my car..I pasted it over a can of hairspray..everyone always ask "Why do you have you you :censored:ing hairspray?where can I buy that?

[slym2none]

No such thing - I hate bumper stickers.

 

 

 

-slym

[Hawkman]

On my truck:

 

"Why do people with closed minds

Always open their mouths."

 

(thumbs u

Andrew

 

 

excellent! golf clap for you sir.

[Pirate]

Just a pirate chasing booty

[campued1010]

Stand behind our troops or feel free to stand in front of them.

[Icculus308win]

Stand behind our troops or feel free to stand in front of them.

 

That is fantastic! (thumbs u

 

 

 

 

This one is currently on my SUV:

 

 

 

 

This one is more fitting for the Boards I feel...................

[500Club]

 

(thumbs u

 

Also:

 

JESES LOVES YOU, everyone else thinks you're an assh@le

[Not*Sure*]

Stand behind our troops or feel free to stand in front of them.

 

That is fantastic! (thumbs u

 

 

 

 

This one is currently on my SUV:

 

 

 

 

This one is more fitting for the Boards I feel...................

 

ooh that is scary..eep

[plady69]

Saw this one 15 or so year's ago when the controversy was raging:

 

"Next time you need to wipe your , grab a spotted owl!"