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You just have to love King Kirby

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LovinTheSurfer

LovinTheSurfer

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I'm living proof that...

1) Everyone does NOT love Raymond.

2) Everyone does NOT love Kirby.

 

Significant piece, no doubt, but Kirby doesn't get my juices flowing at all.

 

 

hm

 

:sumo:

 

 

Are you talking about Kirby the man or the Kirby vaccum hose attachment?

 

I've tried that before. They don't make the attachments big enough. I'm afraid I'd get stuck and have to explain that to the EMTs. :blush:

 

C'mon...there has to be a better way to get those dead gerbils out! :grin:

 

A tube and a lighter.

Just light the lighter and he will shoot out like a mortar. :gossip:

 

Pure nastiness! :sick:

Hey, what did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?

 

"your new around here aren't you"

 

 

one of the few jokes I know....although I'm not sure if thats a good thing

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DiceX

DiceX

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I'm living proof that...

1) Everyone does NOT love Raymond.

2) Everyone does NOT love Kirby.

 

Significant piece, no doubt, but Kirby doesn't get my juices flowing at all.

 

 

hm

 

:sumo:

 

 

Are you talking about Kirby the man or the Kirby vaccum hose attachment?

 

I've tried that before. They don't make the attachments big enough. I'm afraid I'd get stuck and have to explain that to the EMTs. :blush:

 

C'mon...there has to be a better way to get those dead gerbils out! :grin:

 

A tube and a lighter.

Just light the lighter and he will shoot out like a mortar. :gossip:

 

Pure nastiness! :sick:

Hey, what did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?

 

Damn this is a job? hm

 

 

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Calidream'n

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I'm living proof that...

1) Everyone does NOT love Raymond.

2) Everyone does NOT love Kirby.

 

Significant piece, no doubt, but Kirby doesn't get my juices flowing at all.

 

 

hm

 

:sumo:

 

 

Are you talking about Kirby the man or the Kirby vaccum hose attachment?

 

I've tried that before. They don't make the attachments big enough. I'm afraid I'd get stuck and have to explain that to the EMTs. :blush:

 

C'mon...there has to be a better way to get those dead gerbils out! :grin:

 

A tube and a lighter.

Just light the lighter and he will shoot out like a mortar. :gossip:

 

Pure nastiness! :sick:

Hey, what did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?

 

"your new around here aren't you"

 

 

one of the few jokes I know....although I'm not sure if thats a good thing

:applause: winner

Damn, I just realized I'm desecrating a King Kirby thread with such filthy talk. Must go do penance now.

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LovinTheSurfer

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I'm living proof that...

1) Everyone does NOT love Raymond.

2) Everyone does NOT love Kirby.

 

Significant piece, no doubt, but Kirby doesn't get my juices flowing at all.

 

 

hm

 

:sumo:

 

 

Are you talking about Kirby the man or the Kirby vaccum hose attachment?

 

I've tried that before. They don't make the attachments big enough. I'm afraid I'd get stuck and have to explain that to the EMTs. :blush:

 

C'mon...there has to be a better way to get those dead gerbils out! :grin:

 

A tube and a lighter.

Just light the lighter and he will shoot out like a mortar. :gossip:

 

Pure nastiness! :sick:

Hey, what did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?

 

"your new around here aren't you"

 

 

one of the few jokes I know....although I'm not sure if thats a good thing

:applause: winner

 

 

:acclaim:

 

 

What do I win?

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DiceX

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hm

 

:sumo:

 

 

Are you talking about Kirby the man or the Kirby vaccum hose attachment?

 

I've tried that before. They don't make the attachments big enough. I'm afraid I'd get stuck and have to explain that to the EMTs. :blush:

 

C'mon...there has to be a better way to get those dead gerbils out! :grin:

 

A tube and a lighter.

Just light the lighter and he will shoot out like a mortar. :gossip:

 

Pure nastiness! :sick:

Hey, what did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?

 

"your new around here aren't you"

 

 

one of the few jokes I know....although I'm not sure if thats a good thing

:applause: winner

 

 

:acclaim:

 

 

What do I win?

 

A gerbil, tube, and a lighter. doh!

 

 

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Calidream'n

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I'm living proof that...

1) Everyone does NOT love Raymond.

2) Everyone does NOT love Kirby.

 

Significant piece, no doubt, but Kirby doesn't get my juices flowing at all.

 

 

hm

 

:sumo:

 

 

Are you talking about Kirby the man or the Kirby vaccum hose attachment?

 

I've tried that before. They don't make the attachments big enough. I'm afraid I'd get stuck and have to explain that to the EMTs. :blush:

 

C'mon...there has to be a better way to get those dead gerbils out! :grin:

 

A tube and a lighter.

Just light the lighter and he will shoot out like a mortar. :gossip:

 

Pure nastiness! :sick:

Hey, what did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?

 

"your new around here aren't you"

 

 

one of the few jokes I know....although I'm not sure if thats a good thing

:applause: winner

 

 

:acclaim:

 

 

What do I win?

You win the cute girl with a nasty mind award. Be proud.

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LovinTheSurfer

LovinTheSurfer

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I'm living proof that...

1) Everyone does NOT love Raymond.

2) Everyone does NOT love Kirby.

 

Significant piece, no doubt, but Kirby doesn't get my juices flowing at all.

 

 

hm

 

:sumo:

 

 

Are you talking about Kirby the man or the Kirby vaccum hose attachment?

 

I've tried that before. They don't make the attachments big enough. I'm afraid I'd get stuck and have to explain that to the EMTs. :blush:

 

C'mon...there has to be a better way to get those dead gerbils out! :grin:

 

A tube and a lighter.

Just light the lighter and he will shoot out like a mortar. :gossip:

 

Pure nastiness! :sick:

Hey, what did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?

 

"your new around here aren't you"

 

 

one of the few jokes I know....although I'm not sure if thats a good thing

:applause: winner

 

 

:acclaim:

 

 

What do I win?

You win the cute girl with a nasty mind award. Be proud.

 

YES! This is the happiest day of my life! I might just jerk a tear guys

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Calidream'n

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I'm living proof that...

1) Everyone does NOT love Raymond.

2) Everyone does NOT love Kirby.

 

Significant piece, no doubt, but Kirby doesn't get my juices flowing at all.

 

 

hm

 

:sumo:

 

 

Are you talking about Kirby the man or the Kirby vaccum hose attachment?

 

I've tried that before. They don't make the attachments big enough. I'm afraid I'd get stuck and have to explain that to the EMTs. :blush:

 

C'mon...there has to be a better way to get those dead gerbils out! :grin:

 

A tube and a lighter.

Just light the lighter and he will shoot out like a mortar. :gossip:

 

Pure nastiness! :sick:

Hey, what did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?

 

"your new around here aren't you"

 

 

one of the few jokes I know....although I'm not sure if thats a good thing

:applause: winner

 

 

:acclaim:

 

 

What do I win?

You win the cute girl with a nasty mind award. Be proud.

 

YES! This is the happiest day of my life! I might just jerk a tear guys

jerk a wha? :blush:

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trmoore54

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Really cool. I think it should be awarded to the boardie most devoted to Jack Kirby.

 

I'm the biggest Kirby fan! :sumo:

When my mom signed me up as a kid for the Greatest Artists School and I filled out the questionaire it asked me who my two favorite artists were and I put down 1. Jack Kirby and 2. Van Gogh lol

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KirbyJack

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Oh yeah? Well, I make restaurant reservations under the name "Jack Kirby".

 

I own 4 pages of his art; It would be more, but I still have comics to buy.

 

I have almost all of his silver and bronze age work.

 

I've got 16 nieces and nephews (plus two from that generation) and the first words I spoke to each of them as I held them as infants were "Jack Kirby".

 

Oh, and once, I started this huge, nasty, uncalled for flame war with some guy who dared think he was a bigger Kirby geek than me.

 

 

 

Just sayin'.

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