King Ding Dong

[goldust40]

I tried one of Hostess's products (a fruit pie), many years after seeing all those ads in ' 70s comics for them.

 

It was radioactive.

 

I was always intrigued by those ads believing that the Americans had some mystery food that the English were forbidden to have.

 

It's called High Fructose Corn Syrup, and it is indeed forbidden in the EU.

[goldust40]

It was either this or a webcam shot of me with a Twinkie in my mouth, and I don't have any Twinkies.

 

 

Now you know what Dicey gets up to when he's not on the forum.

[DiceX]

It was either this or a webcam shot of me with a Twinkie in my mouth, and I don't have any Twinkies.

 

 

Now you know what Dicey gets up to when he's not on the forum.

 

I should Tuptext™ him a picture he won't soon forget.

 

 

[COI]

funny thread. I still call people King Ding Dong. Very few people know what the heck I am talking about. I usually use it when I got a crappy tip, while working behind the bar. By the way, where's Fruit Pie the Magician?

 

Years ago, I was in the habit of calling someone that acted poorly a "Twinkie." Then I found out that "Twinkie" is an insult used by Asian-Americans to describe someone yellow on the outside, white on the inside. it is too much trouble to keep up with that kind of stuff, so now i just call people who act poorly individual_without_enough_empathys.

 

Twinkie is also used to call someone a homosexual. It's a complicated word, and a disgusting product.

[goldust40]

It was either this or a webcam shot of me with a Twinkie in my mouth, and I don't have any Twinkies.

 

 

Now you know what Dicey gets up to when he's not on the forum.

 

I should Tuptext™ him a picture he won't soon forget.

 

 

He deserves it.

[DiceX]

It was either this or a webcam shot of me with a Twinkie in my mouth, and I don't have any Twinkies.

 

 

Now you know what Dicey gets up to when he's not on the forum.

 

I should Tuptext™ him a picture he won't soon forget.

 

 

He deserves it.

 

I'd be afraid he'd sell it to Ripley's Believe it or Not and cash in on my...oddity.

 

 

[Dr. Balls]

 

OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

first I saw the mouth and I went yeahhh!

 

then I saw the old hand and when whaaaa???

 

so I can only imagine that is an older dude feeding her???

 

 

 

 

That or it's a guy wearing lip stick

 

Believe it or not, I was pretty limited in choices when looking for provocative, yet not pornographic photos of Hostess cakes.

It was either this or a webcam shot of me with a Twinkie in my mouth, and I don't have any Twinkies.

 

 

You guys are RUINING my snack food fantasy here.

[goldust40]

funny thread. I still call people King Ding Dong. Very few people know what the heck I am talking about. I usually use it when I got a crappy tip, while working behind the bar. By the way, where's Fruit Pie the Magician?

 

Years ago, I was in the habit of calling someone that acted poorly a "Twinkie." Then I found out that "Twinkie" is an insult used by Asian-Americans to describe someone yellow on the outside, white on the inside. it is too much trouble to keep up with that kind of stuff, so now i just call people who act poorly individual_without_enough_empathys.

 

Twinkie is also used to call someone a homosexual. It's a complicated word, and a disgusting product.

 

I always assumed Asian-Americans called someone from their circle who had assimilated too much and had dispensed with their culture a "banana".

 

And all Hostess products are more or less completely inedible.

[seanfingh]

funny thread. I still call people King Ding Dong. Very few people know what the heck I am talking about. I usually use it when I got a crappy tip, while working behind the bar. By the way, where's Fruit Pie the Magician?

 

Years ago, I was in the habit of calling someone that acted poorly a "Twinkie." Then I found out that "Twinkie" is an insult used by Asian-Americans to describe someone yellow on the outside, white on the inside. it is too much trouble to keep up with that kind of stuff, so now i just call people who act poorly individual_without_enough_empathys.

 

Twinkie is also used to call someone a homosexual. It's a complicated word, and a disgusting product.

 

I always assumed Asian-Americans called someone from their circle who had assimilated too much and had dispensed with their culture a "banana".

 

In the ginger community, it is a Snowball, and lord knows that has caused some raised eyebrows.

[Dr. Balls]

funny thread. I still call people King Ding Dong. Very few people know what the heck I am talking about. I usually use it when I got a crappy tip, while working behind the bar. By the way, where's Fruit Pie the Magician?

 

Years ago, I was in the habit of calling someone that acted poorly a "Twinkie." Then I found out that "Twinkie" is an insult used by Asian-Americans to describe someone yellow on the outside, white on the inside. it is too much trouble to keep up with that kind of stuff, so now i just call people who act poorly individual_without_enough_empathys.

 

Twinkie is also used to call someone a homosexual. It's a complicated word, and a disgusting product.

 

I always assumed Asian-Americans called someone from their circle who had assimilated too much and had dispensed with their culture a "banana".

 

In the ginger community, it is a Snowball, and lord knows that has caused some raised eyebrows.

 

Pink on the outside, white in the middle and brown on the inside? Man, that's a lot of stereotypes in one snack.

 

[seanfingh]

 

You ain't just whistling dixie.

[DiceX]

You ain't just whistling dixie.

 

No hating on southerners, you racist.

 

 

[Park]

Clearly, I am playing in the wrong thread. What's going on in here?

 

Smells like weed.

[Dr. Balls]

You ain't just whistling dixie.

 

No hating on southerners, you racist.

 

 

That's enough outta you, Cornbread.

[DiceX]

You ain't just whistling dixie.

 

No hating on southerners, you racist.

 

 

That's enough outta you, Cornbread.

 

 

 

[Dr. Balls]

Clearly, I am playing in the wrong thread. What's going on in here?

 

Smells like weed.

 

At first it was a Twinkie fetish thing, now it looks like it's evolving into food-related epithets.

[Lethal_Collector]

Best. Thread. Title. Ever.

 

 

 

 

Jerome

[Waylander]

Clearly, I am playing in the wrong thread. What's going on in here?

 

Smells like weed.

 

Smoke filled room

[Park]

Clearly, I am playing in the wrong thread. What's going on in here?

 

Smells like weed.

 

Smoke filled room

 

 

Buncha delinquents.

[Dr. Balls]

 

Up in smoke

That's where my money goes

In my lungs

And sometimes up my nose

When troubled times

Begin to bother me

I take a toke

And all my cares

Go up in smoke