THE TRIAL AND TRIUMPH OF ONE NEWTSAMSON:MAN OF MYSTERY

[The Brain]

Our contacts in the feild have heard that this NewtSamson may be taking on the job

 

of grader for CGC LLC.(comics I think). As we enter this new phaze for this"MAN OF MYSTERY"

 

let us look back in fond memery of just of some of this his early career.

 

 

" You know that Newt always had something about him..and it's not just the Superman

 

suit.....Lord knows theres more to this one that meets the eye..."

 

Yes who among us can forget that this man that many say is a "Comic Grading Savant " is also

 

the man that on more than one occasion has stared DEATH in the face and walked away

 

laughing. Frozen Milkshakes, Exploding Theater Signs,Emphatic Handgesters,nor,Flamming

 

Pop-Corn-Kernel-Of-Death, nor, 3 THREE hurricanes has stoped this man.

 

 

And so to you MR. SAMSON we say " GRAB-EM-AND SLAB-EM", WE ARE WITH YOU ALL

 

THE WAY!!!!!!

[Sharkey]

Here here! Congrats to Newt!!!

 

I have two economy submissions in process, which *ahem* I'm SURE are all 9.4s......

[deathlok]

[BigMan]

Oh I can see the stories now flying plastic CGC case shards, freak pencil accidents while taking notes, and more.

 

Hope your insurance is up to date Steve ...............

[mrwoogieman]

Yeah, wait until he bleeds on an Action 1; might need a chin bucket for the drooling too.

[chromium]

I'm more worried about stray "tache" hairs getting trapped in the inner wells

[NewtSamson]

[chrisco37]

Congrats Newt!

 

And make sure to stay far away from the slabbing machine. That thing looks (and sounds) dangerous.

[NewtSamson]

Congrats Newt!

 

And make sure to stay far away from the slabbing machine. That thing looks (and sounds) dangerous.

 

Yea it was loud. It made me make this face:

[chrisco37]

The sound of it pierced my ears. Very painful. Luckily, it's not in the grading room.

[Fan4Fan]

The sound of it pierced my ears. Very painful. Luckily, it's not in the grading room.

 

 

Maybe if they moved it into the grading room... ya know, as a threat... grading might speed up a bit...

[AlexH]

Try not to slab yourself, OK?

[sborock]

Try not to slab yourself, OK?

 

That's always the first mistake newbies make

[NewtSamson]

Try not to slab yourself, OK?

 

That's always the first mistake newbies make

 

I hope if I accidentally slab myself someone will let me out. I'm a hard person to read when trapped in sonically sealed plastic

[plitch]

Try not to slab yourself, OK?

 

That's always the first mistake newbies make

 

I hope if I accidentally slab myself someone will let me out. I'm a hard person to read when trapped in sonically sealed plastic

 

Oh God!!! Another person with West's sense of humor. We're doomed.

[NewtSamson]

 

Oh God!!! Another person with West's sense of humor. We're doomed.

 

Run to the hills!!!! THE NEWTS ARE COMIN...THE NEWTS ARE COMIN!!!!!

[plitch]

Just remember, I like the non-abrasive Turtle Wax Pro High Gloss to be used on my car. Apply clockwise; remove counter-clockwise.

 

j/k...

maybe...

[The Brain]

Just remember, I like the non-abrasive Turtle Wax Pro High Gloss to be used on my car. Apply clockwise; remove counter-clockwise.

 

j/k...

maybe...

 

"....Now Newt is that the first coat of wax, or the second??"

[NewtSamson]

Just remember, I like the non-abrasive Turtle Wax Pro High Gloss to be used on my car. Apply clockwise; remove counter-clockwise.

 

j/k...

maybe...

 

Yes, Mr. Litch. Whatever you say, Mr Litch. Should I give it a double coating, sir?

[nik]

Congrats and good luck