BWAHAHAH! Michal Baysplosions Ninja Turtles revealed.

[Mr 9.8]

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/03/new_teenage_mutant_ninja_turtles_movie_toys_pics_f.php

 

http://news.toyark.com/2014/03/14/tmnt-2014-detailed-figure-images-121264

 

WOW! They look like Steroid induced thuggish wannabe Gangstas.

[Conan_Aficionado]

They look like plastic to me

[DiceX]

Yeah. Not diggin' it.

 

 

[Boboset]

Holy mess are those awful!

[techvoodoo]

I was pretty sure this movie was going to suck when Megan Fox was cast so these turtle renditions are pretty much inline with the suckage I was expecting.

[hdiddy8706]

i do not like them

[NinjaSealed]

It is going to be horrible. Michael Bay is horrible. He hacked Transformers and now he will really hack the turtles. I have not heard one person say wow, I like what they did with the turtles for this movie. Every single person agrees they look horrendous.

[Bronze Surfer]

Raphael looks like he's trying to force out a deuce! These are beyond terrible. Company's just don't know how to make toys like they did in the 80's.

[Iceman399]

Sell Sell Sell

[NinjaSealed]

Raphael looks like he's trying to force out a deuce! These are beyond terrible. Company's just don't know how to make toys like they did in the 80's.

 

To be fair to the toy company, I think they captured the resemblance of the turtle glimpses we have seen from the movie. The problem is they are copying a hideous design.

[Ares]

So what are the Turtle supposed to look like if you think they suck so bad?

[DiceX]

So what are the Turtle supposed to look like if you think they suck so bad?

 

Not like that.

 

 

[Broke as a Joke]

Turtle movie should have been done sin city style with black and white.

 

I don't think there will ever be a Turtle movie that comes out that I wouldn't cringe at.

[Red84]

Michaelangelo's chest plate is a weird shape.

 

The look horrible. I grew up watching the turtles. These guys look too mean for kids and not tough enough for adults.

[JAM_NYC]

[Mike's Rack]

So what are the Turtle supposed to look like if you think they suck so bad?

The turtles have always had a sleek, clean, crisp design. These look cluttered, they are wearing tattered rags and is Donatello wearing an Elvis wig?

[Drakeprimeone]

The toys suck so the movie will suck isn't very sound logic. I've seen bad toys made from very cool characters from good movies. I'm not going to use this as a determining factor about the movie

[techvoodoo]

So what are the Turtle supposed to look like if you think they suck so bad?

The turtles have always had a sleek, clean, crisp design. These look cluttered, they are wearing tattered rags and is Donatello wearing an Elvis wig?

 

Looks like Don is wearing night vision goggles.

[Conan_Aficionado]

Hopefully prices drop like a rock and I'll be able to pick up a TMNT#1 9.6 for a few hundred bucks. for a movie bomb.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Speedy-D]

Michael Bay sucks so the movie will suck is very sound logic.

Agreed.