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CGC Meet and greet BBQ - Hamilton Ontario

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Iceman399

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Do we get to pick which rub we can use on which board member...?

 

I prefer a nice brown sugar rub.

 

No skinny dudes, either...they're way too stringy.

 

Now I'm not included for two reasons, way to discriminate against the svelte RMA

:(

 

May I suggest starting a Cheeto and Pizza Pocket diet right away?

They're called Pizza Pops here, and my metabolism says pfffttt.

 

You and I can eat all the junk food and feed the rest of them kelp with sunlight dressing.

lol

 

Deal!

 

At 6'6" I'm the heaviest I've ever been.....a whopping 179lbs

 

 

The act of sitting down is the equivalent of an hour on the treadmill.

 

We could be like a transformer. I shall get one of those baby carrying things and attach it to your chest so you can carry around this 5'10" 130lb thing of awesomeness.

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Hado

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Do we get to pick which rub we can use on which board member...?

 

I prefer a nice brown sugar rub.

 

No skinny dudes, either...they're way too stringy.

 

Now I'm not included for two reasons, way to discriminate against the svelte RMA

:(

 

May I suggest starting a Cheeto and Pizza Pocket diet right away?

They're called Pizza Pops here, and my metabolism says pfffttt.

 

You and I can eat all the junk food and feed the rest of them kelp with sunlight dressing.

lol

 

Deal!

 

At 6'6" I'm the heaviest I've ever been.....a whopping 179lbs

 

 

The act of sitting down is the equivalent of an hour on the treadmill.

 

We could be like a transformer. I shall get one of those baby carrying things and attach it to your chest so you can carry around this 5'10" 130lb thing of awesomeness.

Form team Ice-do-man!!
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Gunnz

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Man, what an awesome gesture. I wish I can make it but I'm on the other side of the country. Make sure leafs game is not on during the BBQ as it will dampen any festive mood. :)

 

Have fun guys.

 

This is a Habs household. Leafs fan will be subject to the ridicule and humiliation that is standard fare for a make-me-laughs fan.

 

Don't make fun of leafs fans. They already have to deal with annual disappointment as they watch other teams through the playoffs.

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Man, what an awesome gesture. I wish I can make it but I'm on the other side of the country. Make sure leafs game is not on during the BBQ as it will dampen any festive mood. :)

 

Have fun guys.

 

This is a Habs household. Leafs fan will be subject to the ridicule and humiliation that is standard fare for a make-me-laughs fan.

 

Don't make fun of leafs fans. They already have to deal with annual disappointment as they watch other teams through the playoffs.

 

My dad is a die hard leafs fan...he sent me this a few days ago:

 

 

> > A guy goes

> > into a bar and there is a robot

> > bartender.The robot

> > says, "What will you

> > have?"The guy says

> > "Martini."The robot

> > brings back the best martini ever and says to the

> > man,"What's your

> > IQ?"The guy says,

> > "168."The robot then

> > proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and

> > medical

> > technology.

> > The guy

> > leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the

> > bar.The robot

> > bartender says, "What will you

> > have?"The guy says,

> > "Martini".Again, the

> > robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and

> > says,"What's your

> > IQ?"The guy says,

> > "100."The robot then

> > starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere

> > tractors.

> > The guy

> > leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will

> > try it one more

> > time.He goes back

> > into the

> > bar.The robot

> > says, "What will you

> > have?"The guy says,

> > "Martini", and the robot brings him another great

> > martini.The robot then

> > says, "What's your

> > IQ?"The guy says,

> > "Uh, about

> > 50."The robot

> > leans in real close and says, "So... you gonna cheer

> > for the Leafs again this

> > year?"

 

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quadman78

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Do we get to pick which rub we can use on which board member...?

 

I prefer a nice brown sugar rub.

 

No skinny dudes, either...they're way too stringy.

 

Now I'm not included for two reasons, way to discriminate against the svelte RMA

:(

 

May I suggest starting a Cheeto and Pizza Pocket diet right away?

They're called Pizza Pops here, and my metabolism says pfffttt.

 

You and I can eat all the junk food and feed the rest of them kelp with sunlight dressing.

lol

 

Deal!

 

At 6'6" I'm the heaviest I've ever been.....a whopping 179lbs

 

 

The act of sitting down is the equivalent of an hour on the treadmill.

 

We could be like a transformer. I shall get one of those baby carrying things and attach it to your chest so you can carry around this 5'10" 130lb thing of awesomeness.

Form team Ice-do-man!!

 

And you can hop on the back of my wheelchair...the ice-doman mobile

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Speaking of leafs jokes:

 

A man finds a magic lamp.

 

While cleaning it a genie appears, and offers him three wishes.

 

He says 100 million dollars, a model wife, and to live forever.

 

The genie says, I can't make anyone live forever, it's against the rules.

 

The man thinks and says "Then is like to live long enough to see the Leafs win a cup"

 

The genies response....."You crafty "

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Cool idea, Randy. This is something I would be interested in attending. :)

Would love it if you could make it Mike, I'll even set up a cot out back by the pooping hole so you can fully enjoy your visit.

 

Funny, when I saw the thread title, I thought a new CGC board member named BBQ was already on the probation list. lol

 

That would have been a much more interesting thread...can you imagine the meme's? Oh Robin would get a good slapping indeed...

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Cool idea, Randy. This is something I would be interested in attending. :)

Would love it if you could make it Mike, I'll even set up a cot out back by the pooping hole so you can fully enjoy your visit.

 

That should be fine. I should warn you, I always bring my chainsaw, where ever I go. Sometimes, out of the blue, I will fire that sucker up, and cut a tree for no apparent reason. It's not something I can control. It bothers some people.
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Cool idea, Randy. This is something I would be interested in attending. :)

Would love it if you could make it Mike, I'll even set up a cot out back by the pooping hole so you can fully enjoy your visit.

 

That should be fine. I should warn you, I always bring my chainsaw, where ever I go. Sometimes, out of the blue, I will fire that sucker up, and cut a tree for no apparent reason. It's not something I can control. It bothers some people.

 

Well it just so happens I hate all trees....they think they're so friggin special! Especially the one in my neighbours yard...it seems to grow annoying children from its branches.

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Do we get to pick which rub we can use on which board member...?

 

I prefer a nice brown sugar rub.

 

No skinny dudes, either...they're way too stringy.

 

Now I'm not included for two reasons, way to discriminate against the svelte RMA

:(

 

No problem. You can be one of the diners! :D

 

Or, if you have your heart set on being the dinner, we could try to fatten you up...NO metabolism is immune to 7,000 calories a day and no movement.

 

And I have just the size cage...er, room...that would accommodate you!

 

:whistle:

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Cool idea, Randy. This is something I would be interested in attending. :)

Would love it if you could make it Mike, I'll even set up a cot out back by the pooping hole so you can fully enjoy your visit.

 

That should be fine. I should warn you, I always bring my chainsaw, where ever I go. Sometimes, out of the blue, I will fire that sucker up, and cut a tree for no apparent reason. It's not something I can control. It bothers some people.

 

Well it just so happens I hate all trees....they think they're so friggin special! Especially the one in my neighbours yard...it seems to grow annoying children from its branches.

We'll cut that sucker down for the bon fire.
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