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50 Shades of Comic Con

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Robot Man

Robot Man

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50 Shades of Comic-Con

 

Four guys have been going to Comic-Con in San Diego for many years..

 

Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

 

Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

 

Two days later, the three get to San Diego only to find Jack sitting

 

at the bar with four drinks set up!

 

"Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your misses into letting you go?"

 

"Well, I've been here since last night..

 

Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.

 

She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles

 

and rose petals all over. Well she's been reading ‘50 Shades of Grey’......

 

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.

 

And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

 

So--- Here I am!

 

 

 

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Buzzetta

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And stolen, and sent as a group message including the guy that gets grief for attending a tailgate with us each year at Buffett.

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