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Bio/Story of CGC
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1 hour ago, Mr.Fantastic said:

I believe they are owned by an LLC called Certified Collectibles Group.

That's what many believe, but that is just another company.  For the bio/story we must dig deeper. 

  The real truth is a closely guarded secret. Shrouded in mystery.

  There has been speculation. The rumor mills have discussed that the true owner is an illegitimate man child born from the genetic splicing of DNA taken from Chuck Norris and Greggy using Strawberry Shortcake as the surrogate.

  Although none of this can be confirmed.  It would explain CGC'S uncanny ability to dominate the competition while not alienating their female clientele. Hopefully one day we will know the truth.

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9 minutes ago, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

That's what many believe, but that is just another company.  For the bio/story we must dig deeper. 

  The real truth is a closely guarded secret. Shrouded in mystery.

  There has been speculation. The rumor mills have discussed that the true owner is an illegitimate man child born from the genetic splicing of DNA taken from Chuck Norris and Greggy using Strawberry Shortcake as the surrogate.

  Although none of this can be confirmed.  It would explain CGC'S uncanny ability to dominate the competition while not alienating their female clientele. Hopefully one day we will know the truth.

That’s just great!!!  I thought it was leprechauns!!!  So let down...🥺☘️🤯 

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2 minutes ago, Mr.Fantastic said:

I said "I believe" they were owned by them. I also believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and one day Amazonian women will rule the earth.

Death by Snu Snu..

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6 minutes ago, Mr.Fantastic said:

Word on the street is that CGC was formed sometime in the late 1930's early 40s between an exclusive partnership signed in blood by Hydra and the Order of St. Dumas. 

That was GCG.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=GCG

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