What are YOUR mutant powers?

[Smokinghawk]

Just got home from X2 with my wife. I'm trying to discern what my mutant powers might be. I've narrowed it down:

 

I can make mall doors open with my mere approach.

I can make cars accelerate toward yellow lights, and make red lights turn green by staring at them.

I can annoy pregnant women (my wife, beginning her third trimester, has confirmed this one).

I can makle my skull open up and my brain fall out, but I can only use that power once...ever.

I can find the "belly button" of a Krispy Kreme donut in the dark and correctly know where to begin eating.

 

 

[Ares]

I can find the dark cloud in any silver linning.

I can find any pr0n i want

[chrisfuccione]

I can walk and chew gum. CHRIS

[PovertyRow]

I can assimilate organic matter into nutrients and expel the unwanted material.

I can convert light waves into recognizable images.

I can convert vibrations into recognizable sound patterns.

I can convert small lines and curves into meaningful communication.

 

All these and more too!

[Illiterati-migration]

I can assimilate organic matter into nutrients and expel the unwanted material.

I can convert light waves into recognizable images.

I can convert vibrations into recognizable sound patterns.

I can convert small lines and curves into meaningful communication.

 

All these and more too!

 

Whatta freak!

[PovertyRow]

Whatta freak

I haven't even MENTIONED my built in methane power plant!

[valiantman]

I can find unlimited treasure in bargain bins, and build a 1,500-page website for it!

[hammer-migration]

I...can turn your gray sky blue

I...can make it rain whenever I want it to

I...can build a castle from a single grain of sand

I...can make a ship sail on dry land

 

I...can fly like a bird in the sky

I...can buy anything that money can buy

I...can turn a river into a ragin' fire

I...can live forever if I so desired

 

Huh, come to think about it, looks like I seem to have the same mutant powers that the Temptations had about 35 years ago!

 

[chromium]

I have the power to instantly annoy people I've never met from 4000 miles away..

[Bugaboo-migration]

I can make 6,600 posts in 5 months and tick a bunch of people off.

[highlite23]

I have the ever impressive "THINGSGOWRONG" magnetic power. If somethings gonna go wrong....BAMMM! hits ME right between the eyes.

 

PS. Currently seeking surgical help to have the magnet removed.

[g-man]

I can sell any book

[aardvark88]

I can do a search on eBay to discover the super secret origin of Lady Deathstrike is in X-men 205 w/ art by BW Smith. How did she ever get so powerful as to lay the SMACK on Wolverine?

[Amazing_Bag_man]

My mutant power's are the ablity to open slabbed cgc books with special claws unlike wolvie's 6 claws , I would have a pinky claw for that purpose.......

[COI]

When properly "provoked" I can project reproductive materials which can potentially create life when nutured in the right "environment".

 

By using a few simple gestures or words, I can also get females to do whatever I want, particularly slapping me, or throwing their drinks in my face.

[Joanna]

I can create and nurture a living being inside my body.

[Rickdogg]

I can look through women's clothes anytime I want

[COI]

can look through women's clothes anytime I want

 

That's not too hard where you live.

 

"California love....."

[PovertyRow]

I can create and nurture a living being inside my body.

 

Dagnabbit! We guys are bested again. now if you could actually let that being enter into this plane of existence then THAT would be somethingh. So nyah nya.......ny....n.....errrr.... nevermind.

[chrisco37]

-I can harness the power contained in alcoholic beverages and release the "party animal" inside.

 

-I can find any book on a want list from Belgium.

 

-I can survive a topple off of a deck (this is an off-shoot of Power #1, above)

 

Chris