OT - Listen to Warning Labels

[rob_allan]

Public Service Announcement:

 

There's a warning on boxes of q-tips that says "not for use in ear canal" Listen to that warning, I kid you not.

 

That is all.

 

[Johnny G]

Thanks for the heads up!

 

John

[jordanscott]

speak up, sonny...i can't hear you after a horrible q-tip accident.

[blutobc]

Public Service Announcement:

 

There's a warning on boxes of q-tips that says "not for use in ear canal" Listen to that warning, I kid you not.

 

That is all.

 

 

 

Uh Oh, this post runs the risk of earning you the nickname of "newt, Jr."

[deathlok]

Public Service Announcement:

 

There's a warning on boxes of q-tips that says "not for use in ear canal" Listen to that warning, I kid you not.

 

That is all.

 

 

 

Uh Oh, this post runs the risk of earning you the nickname of "newt, Jr."

 

[Dick Pontoon]

[Ares]

Public Service Announcement:

 

There's a warning on boxes of q-tips that says "not for use in ear canal" Listen to that warning, I kid you not.

 

That is all.

 

Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan. (where does Newt come from Orginally?

[october]

My favorite was at my local pool. They had a sign in the guy's bathroom that said "Please do not eat the urinal pucks".

[arexcrooke]

My favorite was at my local pool. They had a sign in the guy's bathroom that said "Please do not eat the urinal pucks".

[rob_allan]

@ the pucks

 

Yeah well, and this is probably TMI, but I found out the little cotton ball on the end sometimes doesn't come out with the stick. And I really really don't want to go to the doctor for this. He probably knows I'm a *spoon*, but I think after helping with this he'd be forced to stop pretending I'm not.

[Wrightson fan]

If I recall correctly, they put the description "For Dogs" on every can of dog food.......just in case you are confused and almost eat it by mistake.

 

Scott

[Jeffro.]

Public Service Announcement:

 

There's a warning on boxes of q-tips that says "not for use in ear canal" Listen to that warning, I kid you not.

 

That is all.

 

 

 

Aerosol cans used to say "don not dispose of in fire" or something to that effect. Same with batteries. Always wanted to try that.

[Point Five]

Yeah well, and this is probably TMI, but I found out the little cotton ball on the end sometimes doesn't come out with the stick. And I really really don't want to go to the doctor for this. He probably knows I'm a *spoon*, but I think after helping with this he'd be forced to stop pretending I'm not.

 

Sorry man.

[Flee-Marquette]

@ the pucks

 

Yeah well, and this is probably TMI, but I found out the little cotton ball on the end sometimes doesn't come out with the stick. And I really really don't want to go to the doctor for this. He probably knows I'm a *spoon*, but I think after helping with this he'd be forced to stop pretending I'm not.

[jordanscott]

@ the pucks

 

Yeah well, and this is probably TMI, but I found out the little cotton ball on the end sometimes doesn't come out with the stick. And I really really don't want to go to the doctor for this. He probably knows I'm a *spoon*, but I think after helping with this he'd be forced to stop pretending I'm not.

 

in the spirit of TMI...when i was 8 or so...i got an 'After 8 Dinner Mint' sleeve stuck up my nose.

 

don't ask.

 

 

[Mr. Zipper]

Yeah well, and this is probably TMI, but I found out the little cotton ball on the end sometimes doesn't come out with the stick. And I really really don't want to go to the doctor for this. He probably knows I'm a *spoon*, but I think after helping with this he'd be forced to stop pretending I'm not.

 

 

This is a clear indicator that you need to clean your ears more often.

 

There should not be so much goop in there that it has the ability to cling to a cotton tip and rip it off.

 

[mica]

Public Service Announcement:

 

There's a warning on boxes of q-tips that says "not for use in ear canal" Listen to that warning, I kid you not.

 

That is all.

 

 

 

Uh Oh, this post runs the risk of earning you the nickname of "newt, Jr."

[Sid]

Yeah well, and this is probably TMI, but I found out the little cotton ball on the end sometimes doesn't come out with the stick. And I really really don't want to go to the doctor for this. He probably knows I'm a *spoon*, but I think after helping with this he'd be forced to stop pretending I'm not.

 

 

This is a clear indicator that you need to clean your ears more often.

 

There should not be so much goop in there that it has the ability to cling to a cotton tip and rip it off.

 

 

[Flaming_Telepath]

'May contain nuts'.

 

On a can of peanuts.

 

You couldn't make it up...

[Sid]

I've seen a Superman costume with the warning "Costume doesn't enable you to fly"