May I infer that you are celebrating the wacky tabacky...or that you never touch the stuff? Or this belongs in the "Ask Greggy" thread? :shrug:
Apologies to Toby Keith:
I always heard that his herb was top shelf
And Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it til' you tried it, Well I tried it my friend
I'll never smoke weed with greggy again
Now we learned a hard lesson in a small BC town
He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around
The last words that I spoke before they tucked me in
("I may collect 100 pagers.")
But I'll never smoke weed with greggy again
I'll never smoke weed with greggy again
My parties all over before it begins
You can read me some sweet romance comics, my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with greggy again
We hopped on his old bus, the Sweet S-17
The party was Wizard World, if you know what I mean.
Alone by Harley Yee's Booth, just me and him,
I took one parting puff and the grim creeper set in.
I'll never smoke weed with greggy again
My parties all over before it begins
You can read me some sweet romance comics my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with greggy again
Now we're reading some Girl's Loves, we're telling good jokes
I can tell ones a-comin' cause I'm smelling the smoke
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by
With a grin on my face and a great contact high
In the fetal position with drool on our chins
We broke down and smoked weed with greggy again.