I'm sure you could find a way to make them look valuable, even if they turn out not to be.
Seriously, do you have any idea what a fool you make yourself appear? You constantly talk about stepping back from selling (and in fact stepping back from the boards generally) and then follow it up with this sort of guff.
I heard the east coast portion of the print run was damaged in a massive crash while on the exact same delivery route as the Mind the Gap #2 truck.
Everything burned, except for the comics, which received minor spine dings.