Shouldn't you be reviewing dodgy Superhero movies?
Sat through (most of) Batman And Robin, Tank Girl, Catwoman and Elektra the night before last.
Elektra was passable...the rest were even worse than I thought possible. Especially B & R. Actually, it was very funny. Not sure what was worse - Arnie attempting to camp it up, Thurman trying to be a pantomime dame, or Clooney looking like he'd rather be anywhere else. You can see the despair and anguish in his eyes with each line.
Why were you watching those?
Embarrassing as it is to admit, I'd never sat through those turkeys. Doing a review of comic-related flicks from the last 20 years for Tripwire, so I have to see the dreadful with the decent.
You really wanted to see the following in action
Uma Thurman
Halle Berry
Jernnifer Garner
Lorri Petty
It didn't hurt that those fit birds were in those films, but after a while the ghastliness wears you down...
Out of all those ladies, only Berry has proven herself to be a good actress with range. Why she signed up for a film that seemed to have been written by an eight year old for eight year olds is baffling....