It seems I wasn't the only one in Stan's lines who had some common sense ideas that would have made the weekend just slightly better. I mean aside from Stan I had other books for my PC I wanted to get signed during the weekend. I maybe even wanted to shop a bit. I spent 3-ish hours in Stan's line on Friday. I got my hastily and lazily laid down sig and was very upset. I window bagged the entire bottom of my book and Stan decided to squish together his sig in a corner when he literally had the entire bottom at his disposal. The folks that sprung for the extra special Stan VIP package, I understand the rationale behind it. I myself did not want all of my money going to that cause and after the experience I had, I'm glad I didn't spend any more money than was absolutely needed on Stan and his handlers (swindlers??).
The majority of the conversations had while I was in line centered around the VIP and Stan VIP crowds. The VIP, yes, I understand, Disney Fast Pass type availability, that's great, they can easily be mixed in with the pleebs that were waiting in line. The Stan VIP people, why oh why did that $400 package NOT include a specified hour or 2 hour window each day with a designated area where just Stan VIPs can go get their stuff signed? This would allow the remaining lines to flow more easily, and hey, I mean I know the promoters were not too keen on sales for exhibitors when I'm sure they were getting a cut of Stan and the other major celebs take, but if I wasn't waiting in line, I probably would have spent some more money ON ACTUALLY BUYING COMICS AND ART!!! This was the first convention I have gone to, where I dont believe I bought more than 2 books, and 1 was for a friend who had been searching for a variant that I luckily stumbled across on Thursday night during random strolling around.
I'm glad I was able to get a photo last year and the smushed signature this year because, yes, this will probably be his last appearance at MegaCon and I do agree with the OP, it may be time for him to retire the sharpie. I'm leaning towards the thought process as well that Stan isn't even aware of what's being charged to each and every person who goes through his line. He just shows up, they put a marker in his hand and he scribbles. I'm going to withhold any more ranting about the handlers and their manipulative maneuvers and just say I'm thankful a CGC witness was nearby and was able to assist. The experience overall with Stan was unfortunately not something to be remembered in a positive light.